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Battle of the Jokes
By. GIGABRO98
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Battle of the Jokes
By. GIGABRO98
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Too much. Set a date up already for the love of god.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around
And now kiss
Ended when you repeated the same joke?
I also don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
My friend got fired from the road department for stealing. I have to say, when I visited his house a few days earlier, all the signs were there.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to out down!
I spent all day yesterday trying to eat a clock, it’s really time consuming!
When I got my chipped tooth repaired, I didn’t get my usual dentist, the guy there was just filling in.
I was wondering why the baseball seemed to be getting larger. Then it hit me.
[Headline] Weight loss pills stolen in raid, police say suspects are still at large.
My brother’s bakery burned down yesterday, now his business is toast.
I once tried to make a belt using watches. Don’t bother; it’s a waist of time.
(Some more ammo if you need it 🙂
Edit: a good one I remembered. My cousin’s set up a company selling landmines that look like prayer hats. Prophets are going through the roof!
For those who are confused, I didn’t use the Wonder Wall joke twice. It’s just the way it’s screenshotted. Blame my cheap ass phone, not me..
EDIT: I just realised that the order of my screenshots is jumbled. My apologies.
The end was so anti-climactic
When do you know a joke has become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Very nice! (In Borat accent)
Ok. They’re all pretty funny, but that school zone joke for some reason is the one that made me laugh out loud
Clown To Clown Conversation
Wife material
please tell me you googled some of these jokes. How in the hell could a person have this many jokes stored up!?
Marry her.
How do people come up with this shit? Especially so fast?
It took me a sec to get the « shout out to those who don’t know the opposite of in » joke.
I was so confused how Ni is related and what kinda connection does monty python suddenly have
*lesson
*theater
*hear
If this isn’t your soul mate…
I am in awe. Please teach me.
Actualllllllllllllllly dogs don’t mind skydiving [https://www.popsci.com/story/technology/dog-parachutes-paratec/](https://www.popsci.com/story/technology/dog-parachutes-paratec/)
Just wait for all the uncomfortable silence when you actually meet in person.
More like battle of cringe
yeah but ghosts make incredible alcoholics
Keep it coming
JFC can you guys just fuck already? That’s enough foreplay.
You said the Oasis joke twice but it’s forgiven because you both are hilarious
You must’ve met my dad at some point. He’s been telling the seeing eye dog joke for literally 25+ years.
This was fantastic ❤
Did u google it or self thought?
i have such jokes ready but the people on Tinder aren’t worth it :/
They don’t match/reciprocate my energy.
I didn’t get the one about the blind person.
Wearing glasses while doing math improves division is easily the best one.
I enjoy this bit you used the wonder wall joke twice :/