Tinder : My greatest magic trick revealed
My greatest magic trick revealed
By. kenzentakahashi
My greatest magic trick revealed
By. kenzentakahashi
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lmao adorable
The number was just 555-555-5555
Olivia gonna get em olives tonight
My chances of guessing her number just went from 10^10 to 10^9. You just saved me 9 billion phone calls
Edit: math
She literally did all the work and called you slick….
Olivia is far too forgiving.
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Are we not talking about the Eiffel Tower incident???
Story time. I was visiting a friend back home and he asked to go out to dinner with his girlfriend and her friend. I agree, we double date at the plaza but before we go she asks that we pretend were boyfriend and girlfriend. Didnt know what to think at first, but go along with. Literally the funniest date. We make up stories of our past cruises, pretend the other knew my favorite drink to order. Broke the ice extremely well and I basically fell in love with that girl from it. Everytime I go back home (2 more times since then) weve pretended to still date, shes been my date to a wedding and will be another wedding date in a month. She will realize were meant to be soon enough.
Her comeback is great!
Damn she is sweet.
People really casually call each other motherfucker in the US?
Nice
Smooth like butter on a hot summer day!
lol, and he never even texted me!
I chuckled
Down vote this so I can use it later.
Big brain
But if you guys were ‘texting’ you’d see her number already, just not her name. Totally unbelievable scenario.
All I learned from this is parenthesis good, asterisk bad. I may be a slow learner
what’s the eiffel tower incident
Why blur you know she gave that 555 555-5555.
Because I’ve been out of the dating scene now for a while, I’m curious, why are people always asking immediately for phone numbers? My wife and I met online but the general rule of thumb used to be conversations on the app until a date was agreed upon and then exchanged numbers then.
This was like… 5 years ago
***I put on my robe and wizard hat.***
This is clearly fake
Damn jokes on you, I got the first digit now all I gotta do is find the other 9.
That’s considered a
slick? *wtf in his head*
If that’s considered slick I feel a lot better about myself.