Tinder : He called me a bitch. But an opportunity is an opportunity.
He called me a bitch. But an opportunity is an opportunity.
By. lxfstr
He called me a bitch. But an opportunity is an opportunity.
By. lxfstr
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Got ’em!
At least the weatherman predicted summer because his ass got burned.
Also r/chargeyourbattery >:(
Oh to actually get good responses like this… a guy getting mad at this reply is just insane to me… oh look a smart girl with a sense of humour who can give it back…. yeah definite unmatch right there /s
I would’ve just laughed, pretty good joke.
The amount of rain matters less than the duration of rainfall.
7 inches of steady rain all night long sounds great.
But if she gets the whole 7 inches in 2 minutes of torrential bunny humping, not so much.
That was beautiful!
Like we used to say in the 90s:
*Supreme victory. Perfect*
Someone please send this guy to the burn unit.
Neither the weatherman expect that burn
Burn.
A glorious backhand against whatever form of English that was.
This guy has ZERO comic/romantic timing. I would’ve responded the same way. He must be a riot at parties.
« Honey, it may be a needle, but I use it like a sewing machine!
2 inches of lightning and 5 seconds of glory is all we need! »
That’s how I would have replied. I mean if you’re gonna use a bold and crass opener like that, you need to go for gold.
Forget Nolan. You’re pretty funny OP
I assume you did not get the predicted amount of rainfall as promised by the weatherman.
well played
well played
Most in here probably are man. Maybe that’s why you don’t have so many upvotes. This was great!
Somebody give this man some sunblock cause he’s getting burned!
As a meteorologist I’m deeply offended. We are only wrong 69% of the time. 😉
If he called you a bitch then that means you went screen to screen against an r/niceguy
Of course his name is Nolan
Said what you hadda say
You meam 2.1 inches, right?
can someone roast me like this on tinder?
But are you a weatherman?
Wait can someone explain this to me? it’ll probably be two as in two weiners?
Idk I don’t really get how you can just tell a guy he has a small dick. He knows how big it is and has no reason to lie if he’s trying to give it to you anyway so I don’t see what that accomplishes. It’s not really an insult more of a « wtf is this broad talking about ». Which makes it even more strange that buddy was mad when you said it.