Tinder : Her tinder bio said “where we’re going we don’t need roads.” Have a date with her this week
Her tinder bio said “where we’re going we don’t need roads.” Have a date with her this week
By. bradduf58
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Tinder : Her tinder bio said “where we’re going we don’t need roads.” Have a date with her this week
You’d better make sure you have on Calvin Klein underwear for that date.
Great Scott!
Gonna hit it from the back in your future
My boy you gotta hit her with « You are my density »
have less than average sex and then afterwards when shes visibly dissatisfied say » i guess you ain’t ready for that yet…but your kids are gonna love it! »
“And if we hit 88mph on your bed you’re going to see some serious shit”
*cash register sound*
And you’re both on Reddit! What a great match, indeed.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BacktotheFuture/comments/chuiy1/my_tinder_bio_was_where_were_going_we_dont_need/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Cha cha real Smooth
That’s the power of love
You better not chicken out of this date, Mcfly!
My man.
Dude, seriously go buy some Back to the Future Boxers.
I really hope you hit her with « I will need a closer in person observation »
maybe she will be wearing purple underwear so you can pull the » *I’ve never seen purple underwear before. »*
You found your earth angel
Heavy
Fuck… I wanna match with a girl like that!
Or go crank out some hand squeezers in the delorean in parking lot
He didn’t slide into her dms he slid into her heart
Holy shit I think you guys are actually meant for each other. Both love back to the future and both posted a screenshot lmao. Make sure you wear something inconspicuous on your date
You like a movie I like lets bang.
Two smooth operators matching for a fun date, have fun!!
We are in boys!
What did you say to her after her comment about the poster in her bed.
Hulk smash am I right? Lmao
Update???
Precisely!
Mary her
You like to the same movie as me. Ok, we can fuck.
On your date, try to order a Tab.
When y’all are done, if she tells you, “make like a tree and get outta here!” would it be a compliment?
He followed rules 1 and 2
Her: « Tell me, Future Boy, who’s President of the United States in 2019? »
You: « Donald Trump. »
Her: « Donald Trump? The reality show dude?! »
Seems too good to be true….if not then lucky man!
Jesus Christ that was easy. You must be attractive
Well played sir. Well. played.
Wow perfect grammar and punctuation in a tinder conversation
Please invite me to your wedding
Damn, that’s smooth. I wish my matches had bios that were more developed than this
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insta : account_name_here
« I need to take a closer look at that poster in person »
How on earth were you the first dude to reference BttF to her? Had she been on Tinder like 15 minutes?
You’re doing it man
Great Scott! I need to see this poster as soon as possible.
There’s something about Mary…
Wait, different movie!
This is real Heavy, Doc!
**1.21 GIGAWATTS!**
Make sure you generate the 1.21 jizzawatts of power required to journey into her.
Congrats dood