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By. Stonedpanda436
« Hi there, I’m a red flag. Date me. »
By. Stonedpanda436
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I mean there’s something to be said about just laying all your cards out on the table like that, I guess.
Interesting strategy. While yes, 90% percent of people will think she’s crazy, I definitely know some Christian guys who would go right along with this and be super pumped they could answer « yes » to every question.
It’s kind of like announcing your kink really early on. Sure 90% of people will just brush you off, but if that’s really all you’re interested in, you kind of want people you don’t mesh with to run away as fast as they can. It’s one way to avoid wasting time I guess.
1) Hell *yeah* I believe in Jesus. If he says we need to fertilize the lawn twice a year, you better believe we are going to fertilize twice per year.
2) I’m willing to wait for marriage. This will give us a chance to practice the sex in meantime.
3) Yes^(not simultaneously though)
4) I’m willing to pick you up if you are under 120 (Sciatica issues)
5) Payment on first date is fine, it’ll be on the bathroom counter in an envelope labeled « Donation ». I usually pay $180/hour but if you are a former gymnast I’m willing to go as high as $250.
I don’t think anything about her religion is too bad but when she starts asking about the car, job, asking for the date to be paid for… that’s where even Jesus can’t save ya hunny
Maybe don’t use fucking Tinder if you’re looking for someone to talk about Jesus with.
I have an STD would probably be a better opener than that
Has to wait until she’s married before she can smash and wants to be paid for on the first date. I think I see the scam.
This sounds almost like a comercial:
« Do YOU want a relationship? Do YOU believe in Jesus? Are YOU willing to wait for marriage? Do you have a car AND a job? Do you want to pay on the first date? Don’t hesitate, call us today at 555-date-a-crazy-girl. Thats 555-date-a-crazy-girl, If you call within 5 minutes we throw in an extra stalker for free! You heard right! Call us now at 555-date-a-crazy-girl! »
*Christian mingle wants to know your location*
Don’t tell me you saw her profile picture and didn’t expect this.
She’s fucking wrapped in a china flag
Maybe Mirinda should switch Tinder for church.
Don’t be a coward, ask for nudes
I like Mirinda. No secrets, open book. Lovely.
Nice
Hey man. If they’re willing to be a good submissive Christian trophy wife then I don’t see the problem with paying for them, and waiting for all the benefits of a Christian trophy wife for years til we’re married, and talking to Jesus, and driving her around, all while she probably fucks my friend.
Actually on second though…
I know a woman like this. Grew up together, she’s a genuinely nice lady. However, after her father passed away she became very religious, to the point that it defines who she is. Ever since she’s had one horrible relationship after the next. Every one of them are men that share her religious views, or say the do. Most she meets through her church.
Must be a coincidence.
Me- maybe you should drop the whole religious requirement thing and just get to know someone to find out if they’re a decent person.
Her- how can they be decent if they don’t follow god.
Me- but you let that guy you met two days ago pound you in the ass because you think it’s not really the same as normal sex…
I don’t know, some people are just weird.
I would run for the hills if someone said this to me BUT she’s just being clear with what she wants in a relationship. I don’t necessarily see this as a bad thing. It’s ok for people to have dating preferences and to be inflexible in what they want. If you don’t like what someone else prefers, then just respectfully decline and move on. It’s really not that hard.
I mean yeah those are some red flags but you can’t say her wanting to wait till marriage and want a Christian guy is a “red flag” it’s preference and a religious belief. I used to want to wait till marriage but then I said fuck it