Tinder : It’s my civic duty to take dudes’ pick up lines from bad to much worse
It’s my civic duty to take dudes’ pick up lines from bad to much worse
By. ladyluck7
in Tinder
Tinder : It’s my civic duty to take dudes’ pick up lines from bad to much worse
We want more
This is amazing. I need to see all your responses!!
Teach us, master.
He just keeps coming back for more, you may have met your match
Man I’m not sure how women do it. I don’t doubt dudes use terrible approaches often but it still surprises me when I see them
So I’m gonna need to see some more examples…
Dudes gotta be a Florida man.
Yo I’m jelly that you matched with Action Bronson
Yes.
Now I’m curious about the first one
So what does a dick and a rubiks cube have in common? I wanna know!
He’s determined, I’ll give him that.
Lady, you’re good at Tinder
Careful she’s a hero
Not really a landing strip, more like an abandoned air field. A good pilot can land anywhere.
so, you shaved your cat in 2003?
So why did u shave a cat in 2003
More
Do me next! Do me next!
Please be this for a living.
You should open an advice sub where you provide savage replies for the denizens of OLD. This is pure gold.
I love responses like these. Granted, I don’t make opening lines like that (or many at all), but if someone is going to be that creative with their responses I’ll actually feel like I’m not wasting time on Tinder. Hell, I don’t even mind when those conversations don’t go anywhere, because they’re fun to have.
you are a wizard of tinder responses
I say you give the bearded fellow a chance
Looks like LadyLuck is smilin
OP if you are into women, just meet me at the altar. I’ll be waiting for you.
You are a national treasure
Are you me
This guy dropped the E6 pick up line on me and I replied R2D2 just because I was that confused and then he called me a snack and I stopped talking to him.
She’s a keeper
Edit: Wait…read the whole thing wrong lmao It’s you!! You’re the keeper
he reacted really well though
Why doesn’t this have more upvotes
MORE MORE MORE! xD WE LOVE IT!
What was his answer to the rubix cube line??
This guy is thirsty.
Oh my god I appreciate what you’re doing so much. Keep it up.
Nice
hold up!
Wait, what? Was everyone shaving cats in 2003?
I like your brain. Keep it up.
What are you a bear? Of course that would stop you. Its like trying to get thru some vines in a jungle