Tinder : It’s worth the 15 years and 5000+ hours of practice for this my dudes
It’s worth the 15 years and 5000+ hours of practice for this my dudes
By. markcrorigan69
in Tinder
Tinder : It’s worth the 15 years and 5000+ hours of practice for this my dudes
Update: She Unmatched almost immediately, but I live to swipe another day, praying for a dame by the name of harmony.
As long as it’s not A Minor
If this doesn’t work I’m going to jump off a cliff. This won’t be a world worth living in.
Got a good laugh. Good luck to you. That’s clever enough to deserve a response.
Judging by lack of response, you’re back to fingering the wood
Nice
She never replied didn’t she?
I’d love to bang out a loud Melody on my piano tonight.
Logical rebuttal:
« Yeah, but you don’t tongue them. I’m still holding out for a harmonica player… »
r/justneckbeardthings
*Edited because auto correct on my phone is currently having a stroke.
Tell her that you need to see her ’cause you can’t get that Melody out of your head.
Anybody who thinks this line would work clearly has no game or any experience with a respectable woman
Yeah, because sending a sexually explicit message to a stranger is totally acceptable and not at all disrespectful or objectifying.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
5000 hours! You’re halfway to mastery, my friend!
This is one of one of those good kind of cheeky ones which is rare around here I’ll give you that.
The musicians privilege club
musician to musician; this is some gold my friend
Definitely gonna work
OP you cunning son of a bitch
can we get a f in chat for OP??
Was it worth it, tho?
I dont really see this joke working at all. Its poorly executed, creepy and just dumb. i hardly see any woman thinking this would be funny.
As a bassist I never get to touch a melody.
I think we all feel the tension building here
As a pianist, i love this <3
are you really a pianist? If so I would let this annoying comment slide. If not then I would unmatch.
I damn hope nobody sends this to me as my name is also melody
Someone dished our a platinum on this. Sheesh.
As a pianist too……. I would love to borrow that quote.
Best one yet!
Question is… Does she want the Pianist?
https://youtu.be/StaRE1639Is
Dang, what a smooth opening message. lol
Well said my dude. Well said.
Mine would be like:
« As a guitarist, I’ve been finger-picking strings for many years. My fingers have gained the strength and stamina of a ninja. Do you think you can handle this immense level of skill? »
Wow the force is strong with this one
Wow you really peaked here! UPDATE?
Please tell me you’re going on a date soon.
Nice
Good fingering is hard to come by, but easy to cum by.
AHHH Shoot. I would have made one slight change, Melody’s, but overall I give it an A.