Tinder : just came across this gem of a profile 🙃
just came across this gem of a profile 🙃
By. Alexgeewhizzz
just came across this gem of a profile 🙃
By. Alexgeewhizzz
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If she isn’t a bang-maid servant who will treat me like a king then is dating even worth it?
I always wonder how many matches profiles like this actually get….
Because we’re Delta Airlines, and âšlife is a fucking nightmareâš
It’s hard to believe that such an eligible ramp agent hasn’t found his ~~sex slave~~ **true love** yet.
This is the guy that says tinder doesnât work.
Not for you, dude. Not. For. YouâŠ
Translation, where can I get a sex slave that cooks and cleans too?
this guy listens to fresh and fit podcast
If the answer is no to all of them shes long term material
Maybe Iâm weird, but what happened to âtreat people how you want to be treatedâ?
Pretty sure if the lady was expecting all of this from him, heâd be all âwow what a crazy bitchâ etc etc.
Golden rule is the bare fucking minimum. If you canât follow that, youâre probably best to sticking with jacking off
He’s a keeper!
Should’ve just said, « does she let me abuse her physically, verbally, and mentally? »
Ah yes perfect for the woman with the list of must be 6ft+, make 6 figured, have a six pack, pay for everything
« ramp agent » you mean baggage handler?
These canât be real right? I mean, I am a bloke, have known a lot of blokes, and apart from a couple of now geriatric Grandpas from the âgood old timesâ/s there is literally not one of them who thinks like this? I canât believe anyone under the age of 60ish does?
Is his profile picture a red flag as well?
Possessive af
Read this and wanted to throw up.
I told my boyfriend that if our second child is a girl, I’m going to teach her to be unwavering and uncompromising in her life choices. If a guy just expects you to give up all that shit you wanted, then he isn’t the one!
Hey, if he is asking for that because that’s what he does for his girlfriends then I’m sure he will get a match or two. Though somehow I doubt it. Which would beg the question at the onset of every new conversation, « so what exactly do you bring to the table to make living like that worth it for someone? »
Edit: words are hard
Manâs only gonna get bots as matches
Looks very similar to my tinder profile…
Man of my dreams right there. Where do I sign up????
These should be natural expectations for both partners most of this is just responsible adulting minus the sex part. A partnership should be equal if itâs not then donât even mess with it.
Good that ur looking for the right qualities. Bad that ur looking in wrong place
Ps: if she used to clubbing be4 u.. sheâll go club after u..
These terms are from the fresh & fit podcast/YouTube channel
Oh wow
If your girl have all of these, take a better look! That’s not your girls, that’s the cooking and cleaning sex doll 3000 made in Japan!
Interested?
Take a look at our ad: https://youtu.be/v1POP-m76ac
Beautiful, isn’t it?
Does she put the lotion on the skin? Does she like getting the hose again?
Fucking sociopath.
Heâs prolly swiping away like, I donât get it bro I havenât gotten one match.
6 red flags
Youâre not that guy pal. Trust me, youâre not that guy
The fresh and fit episode about this literally aired Yesterday my dude chill
How original, that was taken from a Fresh and Fit podcast. Theyâre the kind of guys that call themselves âalphasâ lol
Well yeah, but heâs a ***ramp
agent***.
Someone call Soviet Russia. I found the dude that stole all their red flags.
Contextual clues that are not included in this persons profile that are important to understand it:
– Their age
– Their ethnic background/culture
You do realize that entire countries are like this right? Especially if theyâre older 30+ no guy will even give you the time of day if you donât behave like that as a woman.
They have a different set of values where the woman is âsubservientâ to the man. More of a traditional relationship but itâs mutually respectful.
Iâm sure that man brings a whole set of values and perks that a woman he would date/marry will benefit from.
Us here in the western world donât know what a true relationship is about.
This guy watches fresh and fit. Thank God he wants a good old school girl and not these 304s
Hey look, a wild Incel/monster/terrible human…
$300/hr and you can get all of that dickhead.
Dude what night clubs are even around seatac?
If any of those questions is « Yes », then she isn’t for a real man.
He’s asking for a lot for just a Ramp agent at Delta Airlines.
-7. Affordable shipping costs.
-8. Generous return policy.
I want her to go out with her friends. She get home and the sex is on point.
This is an obvious troll
This is an obvious troll
Obvious troll is obvious
Are the straights ok?