Tinder : Maybe this is why I’m not getting tinder matches?
Maybe this is why I’m not getting tinder matches?
By. izzyibeam
Maybe this is why I’m not getting tinder matches?
By. izzyibeam
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I am the lorax, I speak for the trees.
You’re dummy thicc, now get on your knees.
I like how you painted your legs orange and then put fishnets on top, instead of getting orange tights. Not sarcasm or a criticism, I genuinely admire your commitment
Aaah the famed L’hoerax
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I’m just doing what comes naturally.
I always swipe right on that kind of fun. You seem like a laugh riot. Wish I could find women my age that fun.
As a Dutchie who loves orange and women, I would swipe so hard.
The eyebrows stay on during sex
What’s the problem?
Holy shit, that’s my friend Maddie. She won some kind of contest for $10k with her Tinder profile
You can speak for my tree.
Sense of humor is something I’m attracted to.
That being said, idk what the fuck this is
I see more of an orange hulk hogan! Cmon brother
I’m am the whorax I speak with the peens,
Now unzip your fly and see what I mean.
I feel like the « Less than a mile away » is more of a warning than an invitation
I refuse to believe this profile doesn’t get matches
Holy shit, I haven’t used Tinder in like six months, but I remember your profile!
I remember flipping through quickly and then doing a « wait wtf » double take.
Fellow UMich Earth grad here. You fit in well, I’m sure.
Kacey would be proud of this profile.
Are you kidding? That’s great.
Dutch dudes changing their location to mass press super like.
I have several questions.
The Lorax??
I’d swipe right but please don’t tell me that’s your only pic on your profile
That’s funny as fuck I laughed so hard. I’d give it a shot
Go Blue!
Honestly if your profile provides me with a proper laugh that’s an automatic swipe right
I see nothing wrong here.
Lorax, Oompa loompa, or Wilford Brimley?
Lol. I’d swipe right.
I’d superlike in a heartbeat
I am the Lorax and i speak for the trees but for some fucking reason they are speaking *VIETNAMESE*
You don’t even want to date the idiots who would swipe left on this gold mine.
As a U of M grad, I approve this post.
I am the Lorax
I speak for the trees
Litter again and I’ll break your fucking knees
« Daiuhbeetus »
I wouldnt miss my chances
I have a very confused erection right now