Tinder : My bio said I hunt/track mammoths
My bio said I hunt/track mammoths
By. MooSnuckle11
My bio said I hunt/track mammoths
By. MooSnuckle11
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That’s something people probably want to see… Works better with things people do not want to come across
What can I say except, you’re welcome
Haha good one
This is why I get no matches. How am I supposed to compete with a mammoth hunter?
Thanks for making the world a safer place op
You call this person « Emily » when this is clearly Ysolda.
Odin and the ice giants.
Nice.
Big brain move
« Have you seen any lately? »
« I have not. »
« Go look in a mirror. »
*You have been unmatched and blocked from this conversation.*
[Lisa, I want to buy your rock](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3U6IUMTDHY)
GOT’ER!
But what if they said yes.
Let me know your mom’s address and I’ll get started.
Very smooth.
If you havent already propose to take her on a hunt and just go hiking
They used this line wrong
Man I remember this joke back in middle school. “I’m an alien hunter” “aliens aren’t real” “oh yeah? Ever seen one?” “No” “you’re welcome.”
Didn’t get it
It’s wrong though. A mammoth hunter would be able to find mammoths and have trophies. This person is mammoth protector or repellent. Don’t call him clever because he figured out half of a joke (and a stolen one at that – Simpsons did it first with an elephant)
I’ll show you something mammoth.
[Word cloud out of all the comments.](https://i.imgur.com/hG6nhKu.png)
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“Sure, but I don’t get internet connection out in mammoth country. I’ll need your phone number to keep you up to date.”
In multiple interviews he said it’s her.
I don’t understand how this got so many upvotes. This had poor execution and was not even funny or clever. Post like this make me lose faith in redditors.
What do you say if they say they did see one?
Wow. They are both so lucky
« that’s because I am too good at my job »
Works with heffalumps too
Use your Mammoth on her.
are you saying you’re into the bigger ones?
So dope bro
« Why do elephants paint their toenails red? »
u/MooSnuckle11, making the world a better place, one mammoth at a time
Charge your phone.
Good thing you didn’t said something like « i just found one «
TFW when reception is perfect with TFW
I thought it was only gay if you swallow