Tinder : Of all the pick up lines I’ve seen, that was certainly one of them.
Of all the pick up lines I’ve seen, that was certainly one of them.
By. SilverInTheMine
in Tinder
Tinder : Of all the pick up lines I’ve seen, that was certainly one of them.
No, that’s wrong. Supposed to be « Heard you were looking for a stud. Well i got the STD all I need is you. »
Oh you sweet, summer child. That one’s a classic. Here’s a few other doozies:
-Wanna go half’s on a bastard?
-I’d do things to you that are illegal to do to farm animals in 46 states.
-I have a six inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.
-I got the ‘D,’ you bring the ‘raw,’ and we can make a picture.
-Wanna come back to my place and watch porn on my 60” flat screen mirror?
I wouldn’t know em if they didn’t occasionally work in my single years.
Lol
That’s quite a rash pickup line…….
Sorry I was itching to say it.