Tinder : Pretty sure I’m going to die alone.
Pretty sure I’m going to die alone.
By. MapleSyrupJedi
Pretty sure I’m going to die alone.
By. MapleSyrupJedi
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Mike, you deserve better anyway; keep trying, I believe in you
She replied with « Lmao that was hilarious. Sending this screenshot to all my friends. » Then unmatched me a few minutes later. Oh well.
Edit: I’m glad my pain has earned me gold AND silver! Thanks strangers!
Edit2: This picture is now being shared on multiple Tinder-oriented Facebook pages LOL. This is amazing!
Edit3: I hope she sees this and forgives me so we can be a celebrity power couple.
This makes me so happy. For all you know, she could’ve been the one girl you finally attracted who wasn’t totally nuts (for all you haters out there, I know this guy in real life lol)
One time I was telling someone about cooking and said “I pretty much learned everything I know by getting naked and experimenting with my roommates”
Meant to say getting baked.
Press F
[I made the same mistake!](https://imgur.com/ag6VvSu)
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Atleast you get internet points!
Ngl I’m gonna use this next time I match with someone super ~~fat~~ far
To quote the greatest mathematician alive, Scott Steiner: SHE’S FAT
Why are you calling mike an idiot?.. he didn’t do this. You did.
Well, was she on the chubs side?
You seem like a fucking nice dude mike
Great NW meme
A canadian Star Wars fan? Now that’s an oxymoron. Everyone knows Canadians are too nice to watch movies with violence in it
Let us all take a moment’s silence for our fallen comrade.
Oof. Really felt this one. I too will die alone bb
As a fatty, this would’ve made me laugh so hard.