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I’ve probably gotten over 100 likes on regular tinder vs like 10 on platinum. Not worth it.
I am usually a lurker on this sub but I have to put this on the internet somewhere. A couple days ago I matched and went out with a very beautiful woman. Probably the cutest girl I’ve ever been on a date with. We talked in a bar for a while and had some really good fried chicken bite things, went for a walk in a nearby park, made out in a cute little spot by a river and went back to her place. So far so good.
We made out for a while but she said she wasn’t sure about having sex because she just got out of a relationship. Eventually she starts taking my clothes off anyway, and after checking with her again we go for it. I couldn’t believe my luck, until I came early. Wouldn’t have been an issue because I can usually just flip to eating the woman out and come back up when I’m hard again. But I REALLY had to pee and the condom had started to hurt a little, so I excused myself quickly to the bathroom, hoping to be back super quickly.
The bathroom is right next to her room, it’s a small apartment. Here is where the chicken bites come into play. I start trying to pee and instead this insanely loud, cartoonish fart comes out. I had no idea it was in there. Try again, even louder fart. This happens *EIGHT FUCKING TIMES.* Eight!!! I have never had this happen before.
Come back out, and she’s almost fully dressed. « Oh, would you look at the time. » Granted it was already past her bedtime because she works very early. But the subtext was unmissable. Needless to say she ghosted me.
But yeah. *Eight fucking times.* Don’t eat fried food on a first date boys. I’m still kicking myself. She was so hot. And nice, too!
I just met up with a guy for something casual. We’d been texting for a while and everything was good, we were clear what we were looking for. We walk around his campus for a while to see if we’re into the idea fully and to make sure we’re not going to kill each other.
Well, he kisses me, makes the first move, I’m into it. Haven’t seen any action in months, so I’m a little clumsy, but hopefully it’s okay. Well, he takes off my underwear, sees I’m not shaved, looks absolutely disgusted, and kicks me out. I’ve never felt so humiliated and unwanted in my life. I was totally honest about the way I look and I was wearing something tight enough to know what my body shape is.
I guess this is an extension of a previous story i wrote months ago.
Matched with a girl in grad school. We had a nice first date and then she got real busy. We still talk pretty regularly, but there hasn’t been a chance for a second date. The other day she was really helping me through some mental things and I asked her if she’s still interested. Got a very good answer from that, and I’m looking forward to seeing her.
Well apparently you can push a conversation point 1 message too far. Having a nice chat I thought, trying to dig for information for a potential 2nd or 3rd date as I’d got good vines ahead of asking for a 1st. Apparently adding an extra message that you’ve thought of 10 minutes later before they’ve replied to your last message is grounds for getting your number blocked and unmatched. Wouldn’t have minded if I’d been going down the bedroom route but I was try to find out what food she liked *sigh*
Matched with a cute girl last night, and I hardly ever get matches, so this was exciting. She was nice and talkative, replying almost instantly as if we were texting outside the app. I noticed she had 3 pics of her with dogs so the topic shifted there once I mentioned I was also a dog person. She asked me if I had any dogs, and I said I used to but wasn’t ready for another one now (too much heartache, sad dog movies I’ve seen, etc). No reply but it’s late so I thought she might have went to bed. Wake up the next morning and I got unmatched. DOH! Learned my lesson.
I’m confused and frustrated by this one.
https://imgur.com/a/rQMutc5/
Her bio says
> I have a very discipline philosophy about life
I’m not here for games or bull shit
Be nice
Verbatim, no punctuation, poor syntax. Two pictures, one is very average the other is pretty cute but maybe a creative angle.
I normally wouldn’t even bother but I’ve had so few matches I feel like I need to savor every opportunity. But this isn’t even a conversation. I don’t know what she is after.
My profile is not terrible, I don’t think. I’ve got every kind of picture and a couple sentences of bio, admittedly not very witty but one-liners aren’t my forte. I’m ready to give up on it at this point.
Add me on snap ccookie9958
Snap ccookie9958
Not really sure if this is the place or the time but long story short, met a girl off tinder, kinda ended up catching some feelings somehow after talking to her for a month, made a bit of a fool of myself in front of her while I was drunk, now she won’t talk to me (ive only tried once since then but I think that’s significant). What do I do? Normally I’d just chalk it up as a loss but like I said I kinda like her.
I thought id tell you guys and gals about my tinder and bumble experiences over the last two months as a straight, white, male in his early 20s. Average in every sense of the word.
Started in May. Went on my first EVER date with a girl I matched on bumble. Date went good, we end up going to her place for a makeout sesh (said she didn’t want anything more that night). Ended up losing my virginity to this girl the day after. We saw eachother for a few more weeks and then broke it off.
Matched with a different girl just after that. First date was pretty wild, a doobie, couple of drinks and making out at the harbour. Two up pedal bike ride to hers and straight to the bedroom. Still in touch with her and we chat but our relationship has changed a little bit, more like friends now which im cool with. shes kinda like an air gapped person I can chat to about anything quite comfortably.
Third girl didn’t really say much on our first date… it was honestly mostly just me chatting shit whilst she giggled and we sipped on vodka from plastic cups on a city centre bench. Then we went back to her place and made out before I left. Saw her again the other day, went for a little nature, adventure walk. Messaged her today to see if she wants to hang out again so well see.
The most recent girl is probably the wildest story. We match, chat for a bit and go on a date. As we’re chatting along, it comes out that shes my next door neighbour… then we go back to mine which was supposed to be empty but soon as we get there, all my housemates AND our friends show up. After a slightly awkward encounter between us all, me and the neighbour make out for a bit and she goes back to hers. We see eachother a couple times after that. Everytime I had sex with this girl, id wear a jimmy hat. The day after the one time that I don’t wear it, she moves house across city and texts me to call her. Seems urgent so I call her. She tells me that she just tested positive for chlamydia. So now im in time out whilst im on antibiotics…
So yeah… that’s been my two months on these apps. Probably 30 odd matches, asked out 6 and landed 4 dates. My wallet has suffered but my confidence and experienced gained invaluably.
I suppose that as a newbie to the game, I have a few questions for you all based on my experiences above.
How many of you guys make out on the first date? I don’t know if its normal or if I have a decent “strike” rate. 6 proposed dates, went on 4 and “scored” on all 4.
Why are girls so aggressive when they grab a dick? Every time a girl grabs my dick for the first time I have to tell her to slow down and be gentle… Richard is your friend, not an enemy man…
My biggest question is regarding targeting. All the girls that ive been with so far, weren’t exactly my type. I kinda settled to gain the experience. Now that I feel a bit more confident with everything, I wanna go from being a bit of a hoe to actually looking for someone to settle with. I guess my question for you guys is, how do you attract people that are your type rather than settling for what comes your way?
I have come to the realization that if someone is aggressively trying to get you to use snapchat, you will have a couple of nudes flying your way.
TL;DR Hooked up with a college student, feel a little weird about it, but also appreciate the experience made possible through dating apps.
I [34M] have been on Tinder since January. I just got out of a multi-year relationship and I’m mostly just looking for casual right now, so I keep my age range set pretty wide at 21-37.
So early Saturday night I get a match notification on my phone and open the app. Just after I open it, I get a message from my new match. At first I’m pretty confused, because there’s a blue star, but I don’t remember super liking her. In fact, I’m actually a little embarrassed because she’s 22 and I normally wouldn’t super like someone that young (just feels weird). Then I realized that she actually super liked me.
We exchanged a few texts and agreed to meet for a drink later that same night. We met up, and it turns out she’s actually still in college (graduating in 4.5 years) and has one semester left. I was a little thrown off by that, but brushed it off pretty quickly. We had a couple drinks and then went back to her place. One of her roommates isn’t moving in until the fall and the other was out of town for the weekend, but there are still some things about going to her place that just make me feel weird about the age gap. Like, there’s stuff from her sorority on her bedroom wall. Overall it just feels like a college apartment.
Anyway, things went well and we both had a good time, but I still felt sort of weird about the experience as we went to sleep. Looking back on it today, I sort of have mixed feelings. I had previously hooked up with a 23 year old from Tinder, but that felt different because she had been out of school for almost two years. I get there’s not much difference between a 23 YO and a 22 YO, but it’s something about the fact she hasn’t graduated. I don’t know…
On the other hand, it sort of made me appreciate the diversity in experience that dating apps can bring. Without dating apps, this never would have happened. The last time I hooked up with a college student, I was in college. If I had seen my match in a bar, I would never have considered approaching her, because I would have just assumed that she wasn’t interested (not to mention, my friends and their wives/girlfriends would absolutely judge me). I have to appreciate the options an app like Tinder provides, even if I’m still not 100% comfortable with this particular experience.
What is it with girls messaging when its 12:30 in the morning, and then they have the audacity to unmatch you respond a little later lol I am asleep and dont feel like talking at midnight haha
I told a match of mine that I had to go to bed early and I wouldn’t be able to text while I was at work, she then proceeded to get annoyed at me that I wouldn’t make a good conversation if we ever meet because I couldn’t make time for her. Don’t worry about meeting up, because I don’t want to anymore.
Well, it wasn’t date from tinder, but similar app, doesn’t matter. Sorry for grammar, btw.
After months of nothingness finally meeting with a living girl and it had failed. Week long convo about nothing, didn’t get any spark, but girl was cute and we arranged a date at my place to watch horror movie, if you know what I mean (nobody would drive seventy miles just to watch movie, and it was her who did the distance). It was first date and I’ve seen nothing but filtered photos, girl actually got a little overweight, but she’s still cute, so I decided to continue.
So, we watched movie, then go to bedroom and I’ve finished within a minute, first date thing, unfortunately. She said nothing about it, but said that she must pass the key to someone, dressed up and leave, saying that we could meet again. The next day she unmatched. No need to worry, I know, but still doesn’t any good for self-esteem 🙂
Matched a German girl named Viola.
Started with:
“And for my next big trick, I’ll be matching with this stunning German girl. On the count of 3…
Abra Cadabra…. and Viola! There she is.”
Got unmatched cause I don’t think she got the joke…
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Let’s say you went on 10 dates, how many do you see again?
Both men – but especially women – have so much choice on all the apps that exist that it’s so hard to have dates you see more than once.
Been talking to this girl for about a week, we were planning on going out to dinner on Friday. Thursday evening I was talking to her about what she wanted to get for food, she basically dodges the question with something I do not remember then she double snaps me with a mirror pic, side view showing some ass. I respond with « weird flex… but ok, Im tryna figure out our plans for tomorrow » and she did not like that….. she hit me with » Wow that was a super hot pic and… nothing?!? thats such a turn off ». So I told her, it was very random, like random enough to make me debate whether or not she accidentally sent it to me in which case I wouldn’t want to compliment her and make things awkward. Not to mention, I don’t know a single girl who likes when men fawn over those pics. Anyways… I told her it was a turn off that she needed validation and things spiraled down and we both unadded each other.
tl:dr Girl took great offense to me not complimenting her on a random ass pic, and I was just trying to figure out what we were gonna get for dinner lmao.
I talked with this girl from tinder for a while , we set up a date, then 2 days before the date she snapped me saying something came up and she is going out of the town . I said fine and after she came back from her trip she snapped me saying she is back in the town . So, i said her let me know if you wanna go out for golfing this weekend . Her reply was maybe or something so i just stopped sending any messages. Now a week later she has a story in her snapchat that says “ you me and sudoku and puzzles, idk think about it” . Should i ask her out again? My instinct is saying me i should not but well she is good looking so now i’m confused. I’m not saying her snapchat story is directed to me or anything .
rejoined after about a year. Last year I was getting lots of matches but now I barely get any likes… I’ve noticed with lots of big tech monetization has been getting more aggressive … minutes of ads on every youtube video, uber prices through the roof. It could just be that I’m not as attractive as I thought but I think it seems more likely they wanted to make it seem like you could use their app to date / hook up then make it impossible so that you buy the subscription lol. I guess back into the world of actually talking to people IRL lmao. any dudes on here having the same success as before?
Y’all who else has gotten banned for no fucking reason???????
I’ve matched and talked to a few girls that I’m really into. Next comes the really hard part because I’m not going to date all three.
Hey guys got a question -been in a relationship awhile everything has been cool most of the time but he has had occ problem with not getting hard but no big deal to me but then all of a sudden sex drops off and now no sex at all He says it’s stress from his job and he’s tired I’ve been patient but he doesn’t even want to go down on me or even try to meet my needs etc. I’m very frustrated. I think he’s into porn but won’t admit it !! I don’t think he’s cheating either so would you’ll tell me exactly what porn does to a guy and his ability to get hard, stay hard and would that cause him not to want me at all etc ??
Do I need to just break this off and move on ??
Because I’m not going to continue going without much longer . I do care a lot about him also.
I’m pretty convinced Tinder just doesn’t work if you don’t pay anymore. After a week sitting at zero, and I’m not bad looking, I made a second test account on my second phone number. Tried to find myself using two different phones, ran out of matches within a 20 mile radius. So for whatever reason, I’m just not in the stack, nor is the new test account, which I even linked to a google account for good measure.
I have a bit of a tragic story, I had an account, got a meh amount of likes, and I realized after a while it would be better if I started fresh, so I took new pictures, all my females friends agree the profile is way better. Turns out resetting your account like that might get you shadowbanned, and despite the better profile, I’ve gotten a total of 3 likes on it. I have no idea what to do now. Truly an ironic twist of fate.
https://imgur.com/a/dPDhN5r
gets too many messages, doesnt respond
these bios get funnier and funnier. sick brag girl
Matched with this girl. She was very forward and explicit about wanting to hook up. She literally told me to come her way but I had no idea what “her way” was, so I asked and got a vague non-answer. Afterwards there was a brief exchange of jokes and then ghosted.
Similarly I matched with another girl who was also upfront about wanting hookup, had some pointless smalltalk followed a nice convo about music. Then I decided to get to the point and I asked about when she was free and she unmatched.
Idk how tf this stuff works.
Been awhile, but had something funny / sad happen this morning. Full disclosure, it was on Bumble instead of Tinder this time.
Haven’t really had much luck in a couple years now, but got a match this morning from a pretty attractive girl. The usual BS of a gif opener and « How are you? » I respond accordingly with something generic, not sexual at all, and ask how she is. Typical stuff.
Next thing I see is just full blown up close crotch shot. I was like holy shit. But then I’m like this has to be fake now. Ask her to move a specific way to prove she’s real. No more responses.
So I get bored and reverse image search the crotch shot. Was from some random internet nudes from a totally different girl from 2015. I saved another pic from the set and sent it back to them saying « Reverse image search is fun. »
Pretty sure it was just a dude strolling for dick pics. Sucks because the dry spell continues, but at least I caught them.
Anyone else is the last choice on tinder in their city ? Like, when i match, i text first, then they dont reply, i wait few days to a week for reply, dont get one, delete profile, later create new profile, and they are gone, never seen again.
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This is a confession. I’m unhappily married. Now and then I’ll create a blank profile just to see who’s out there and dream a bit. Anyway, I had the opportunity to go away for the weekend by myself last week. I made a tinder profile with the thought of trying to meet someone over the weekend. I pretty much created a fake persona of where I’m from and what my life is about. I got a few matches and one person in particular, despite the obvious matter of my backstory being a lie, I really hit it off with. We were intending on meeting but the end of the weekend caught up too soon and we ran out of time. I made up a story about being back in their area in a few weeks and there was the expectation to meet at that point. But when the weekend ended, I deleted my tinder account and blocked their number from the chat app that we’d moved over to. It’s fucked up. I ain’t looking for (nor expecting) sympathy, but I feel really shitty. Anyone know an appropriate subreddit where I can go to talk about where I’m at?
I deleted Tinder, it got so terrible. It was so fun about 3 years ago.
One quarter of the profiles are scammers, the rest is basic, boring, low effort profiles that look like carbon copies of each other. Rarely getting matches. Time to say goodbye to what was once an OK app.
God tinder is so bad in London