Tinder : Me, finally giving up on Tinder and accepting I’m going to be alone forever
Me, finally giving up on Tinder and accepting I’m going to be alone forever
By. kaylesbury1
in Tinder
Tinder : Me, finally giving up on Tinder and accepting I’m going to be alone forever
it’s ok, a lot of girls switch to pussy
« You’ll have to get past my minions to reach me. »
This is my lovely friend and we took this photo at [Lana’i Cat Sanctuary](https://lanaicatsanctuary.org) where there are 600+ cats for you to pet, give treats, donate to help, or start your life of spinstering!
“Not trying to brag, but I’m literally swimming in pussy.”
One of those cats….is not a cat.
Can we make cat dad a stereotype while we’re at it
Where did you find this picture of me
BAHAHAHAHA at least your cats are real. I have given up on dating and my cats are imaginary!
Tinder created a toxic dating environment for this generation. There’s no more meeting people and getting to talk about common interests and falling in love. Instead you just see a picture and judge whether or not you want to fuck/meet that random person.
I watched an average (maybe slightly below?) best friend of mine who’s a girl swipe and it was a match 80% of the time. Me and my guy friends who also look average have to max out our swipes everyday in the hopes we get a chance to talk to a girl and if we don’t absolutely woo them with the very first message we get unmatched.
I would be totally fine with that haha
May I join you, sister?
One day you’re gonna meet the perfect person and when they come over for the first time you’ll get to go « well well well look what the cats dragged in » and it’ll be worth it
i’ve been trying to find a cat person on tinder foR a VERY loong time
I think you chose the best option
Every part of me wants to be sitting where she is at petting all of them.
Still having a hard time believing any 5+ female struggles on Tinder vs the usual pattern of having unrealistic standards, i.e. self-limiting.
Aunt Gail from Bob’s Burgers has started wearing sunglasses
Fat mood
Dream life tbh
She is the one
That’s a lot of pussies.
r/Bossfight
Peace b w you
Not a bad life to be honest
You come to my house? On the day of my cat’s quinceanera and ask me to do murder?
Me me me me me me fucking me
i think the problem with Tinder is people use it for hookups more than relationships.. Iv seen more people get married through connections rather than dating apps which sucks for us introverts…
And in 40 years, you will be the crazy cat lady from the simspons?
Queen of the iron pussy
How can you be alone when you have so many frands
Tindercats
Doesn’t seem too bad
You’re never alone when you have cats!
I see you have finally accepted your fate. Let us go and be with our cats.
from your extensive post history in /r/mildlypenis, I’m guessing your dry spell has been going on for a while now
this is fine.
I’d date you… If the cats come with the package.
This might be me as well haha
When I see a woman with a lot of cats on her profile, regardless of looks, it’s an immediate left.
But aren’t you a woman? With a vagina you’re supposed to have hundreds of matches and tons of hot guys drooling over you.
I don’t understand how this is possible.
Me, after swiping left on 7000+ men*
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*slowly mutates into khajit. Sneak increases to 100
Not sure if serious.
The crazy cat lady thing is funny, but it’s not over until you’re 34-35. The science says you’re not barren until mid 40’s. You’ve probably just now hit your sexual peak. Plenty of time to start your family
Lol just kidding…
It’s over.
No worries, u/kaylesbury1, I’m on my 2nd cat, thining about getting a 3rd and 4th kitten bundle together.
Ok here’s the thing; she is obviously somewhat attractive and in shape. So what does this say about her? Is she overtly picky? Is she crazy? What is keeping her single?