Tinder : A little comic/info graphic for you men looking for women. Part 2 coming soon.
A little comic/info graphic for you men looking for women. Part 2 coming soon.
By. QWHO62
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A little comic/info graphic for you men looking for women. Part 2 coming soon.
By. QWHO62
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Source: dude trust me
As a dude…
No, as a person on an app, looking for a person on an app…
Not only is this great information that I concur with, it can be applied to both sexes
This is so true.
I swiped left on every headless hunk, even if it wasn’t the first pic.
And the trucks…enough with the F150s, we get it, you like to tailgate people going 75 on the freeway like the rootin-est tooten-est cowboy in the wild wild west
This is pretty spot on. It’s an immediate left left swipe from me if there is a dead animal or a gratuitous shirtless pic. At the beach? Shirtless is fine. Shirtless mirror selfie? LEFT
Fuck, my name is not Bob. That’s why never get matches, now I see…
It should be mentioned that this has way less upvotes than screenshots of people being ghosted.
This only works if you got a decent looking face.
I see SO MANY men do the things listed as don’t do in this comic. It’s honestly making me feel like I’m weird for not wanted to see just a bunch of abs or a car. Glad I’m not the only one. I got so frustrated with bad profiles I started coming here to critique them.
Here’s some do nots for women:
– face so close to the camera that I cant even see your neck.
– Snapchat filters
– group photos with so many girls that you’re trying to do the cheerleader effect. We’re not stupid.
– pictures of children. Yours or otherwise.
– pictures of you with your ex boyfriend or any guy that looks too chummy with you. We’re not here to compete.
– black and white pictures, unless it’s the last picture in your bio
I have personal peeves like being too orange or lips with filler, but I think we can all agree that some of these problems are on bios for both genders and most people in general are really bad at doing their profile pictures. But does it excuse tinder not really working for most people? No. The app is designed not to work for most people.
im probably attractive?? thankyou ;-;
I’m gonna be real guys. Every single person you know is absolutely fucking horrible at taking pictures of you. I’m not even a photographer but I understand how to focus the camera and make sure you’re not in direct sunlight/lamppost light.
If you don’t have a good picture of yourself, there is an alternative universe where your best friends are photographers and that version of you gets swiped on all day. Don’t beat yourself up about it.
** »Women want honest images of potential match »**
Most women I’ve met through Tinder or female friends that I’ve seen the Tinder profile of.
All profiles look nothing like them in real life. They are like 10’s on Tinder but are 7’s in real life.
I don’t mind there real looks but I don’t like being tricked…
Now if women could follow the same rules, we’d be cookin with gas. These two are the worst offenders I have seen:
The number of times I have seen a pretty, dolled up face, only for it to be on the body of a cow is annoying to say the least. No body, no swipe, at least not anymore. Went on a date with a girl like that, as a 125lb 5’8″ male, is like a stick dating a watermelon. The real issue came when I said I’m not into sports and her reply was, « we’ll fix that. » I dont need fixing, but I digress.
And the worst is a photo of women in small packs/clusters. I’m not dating a pack of women. One of you is a handful, much less 5. I wanna know which is you and not have to guess if you are the girl with gorgeous eyes or the stupidly cute dimples.
Edit: Let’s put a special mention for filtered photos, you know the ones. You girls put little doggy ears thinking its cute. In reality, it makes me think you are looking for a guy to help you fulfill your fur fetish. Keep the doggy noce filters off your profile, it makes it hard to see your face. Add it as a 3rd or 4th if you feel you must. And don’t use apps that make you prettier. Let the basics of makeup or nothing do the work if you need to.
This is actually terrible advice. There have been studies that show that the best photo a man can put on a dating app is one where he is not smiling and not looking at the camera.
I’m gonna say based on recent to see studies about how few guys ladies pick, I think how you present yourselff makes little difference unless your over 6ft.
Very useful thank you
I really like the doraemon reference.
Well we need a part 2 and a part 3 and a part 4 asap
I just wish the sunglasses would go away…
who do I take thoses pictures by myself? I’m lonely thats why I’m using dating app
Now what if I mentioned that I am a digital artist and included one (1) silly shit drawing? Does that still fit in the « no » category like Doraemon?
Sorry but I literally have a pic of my cat and another of Ariana Grande and I’m doing great
Bio is the hard part
Here is the real version:
Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Don’t be unattractive
This is awesome, thanks OP!
I haven’t taken 5 pictures of me ever, let alone this year
Instructions not clear. My dick is super glued to my forehead HELP
All great advice, but dont forget:
Step zero: be very attractive.
Step 0.5: accept that females will follow none of these rules.
You all need to stop feeding these dating apps.
Go outside to meet new people. Make new friends. Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll find someone you hit it off with.
Social media has been commodifying everything about those of you who were naive enough to sign up and use free platforms.
If you don’t for the product, you ARE the product.
These dating apps are pure cancer. I just recently saved a family member who seriously got beaten down so bad after half a dozen tinder dates I was barely able to pull them back into the realm of sanity.
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If you posted this but reversed the genders, it would be considered sexist