Tinder : A special tragic OC
A special tragic OC
By. bu_hao_ren
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Tinder : A special tragic OC
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That shit had me in pisces
What sign are you? STOP
Ugh, typical Capricorn
I have never believed in astrology. I’m an Aries and we are notoriously skeptical
I actually went on a date with this girl who started talking about that kind of stuff and I immediately tuned out. It turns out we had the exact same birthday which prompted her to tell me that she knew we were compatible because of how much of an Aquarius I was being.
Overheard a woman last night mention that after you’ve been hit by lightning once that you’re a magnet for it.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
My last date had a really intricate tattoo up her arm from her wrist of a naked girl getting abducted. I complimented it only to hear an hours worth of autobiography how she was abducted and they’re coming back for her later.
Ah yes, so you’ve met Jen.
What about the Chinese Zodiac?
I’ve had this experience more than once
This happened to me except he started explaining why the ghost detector app on his phone was real.
The other day I told my friend that the planets needed a chiropractor because they were out of alignment… no one laughed… I’m under appreciated.
Or homeopathy
I had a girl say something similar (I think she was arguing that fae and fairies from Celtic folklore were real and her ancestors). In the moment I was very unsettled, but in retrospect I’m pretty sure she had just decided that I was not interesting and wanted to escape
Once I was on a Tinder date with that girl who said something along the lines of « I hate all those horoscope magazines, they are so stupid »
I was relieved for a second, but then she added « they have nothing to do with the real science of Astrology »
Be gone hippy
Hide the Pain Harold!
Karen: Did you know that crystals are good for you unless you got vaccinated with those chemicals that destroy your body
[Geology isn’t a real science!](https://youtu.be/_CBQv8Y3V4o?t=29)
The obligatory F
It’s about as crazy as living your life thinking a man in the sky is watching and judging everything you do.
At least stars/constellations are real.
Antivaxx is the new astrology.
Had a tinder date once who I told ghosts arent real and she was visibly upset
Still a virgo
Honestly I like astrology but in a very “I know it’s not a real science” kind of way.
I personally don’t identify with my sign at all. I’m very much the worst Leo. Horoscopes are the dumbest most vague things ever. But I’ll be damned if every Aries I met hasn’t been the exact same person. (Or very similar lol)
I don’t think anyone I know takes it too seriously but it’s fun to kind of pretend you know someone just because you found their birthday on Facebook
Typical Gemini
Who cares if she puts out honestly just roll with it
I have the same reaction when they go on and on about being an introvert.
Happens most of the time… Yet they try to prove it actually is.