Tinder : How did you know I was a painter?!
How did you know I was a painter?!
By. MikeFromKamloops
How did you know I was a painter?!
By. MikeFromKamloops
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FBI wants to know your location
be careful OP, she might actually be a [freshly mounted marlin in the back of a seafood restaurant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_rQpDhVfoQ)
Your slight typo has caused me to imagine you showing up at Apple HQ dressed in a stereotypical fisherman outfit hitting people with a fishing pole.
It would be phishing call not fishing call in the way you intended to use it.
Had us in the first 95%, not gonna lie
[ENHANCE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhF_56SxrGk)
Did she reply?
I can almost guarantee the joke is going to go completely over her head
A hail mary if I ever saw one.
The 13 straight hours part made me break into actually laughter.
For anyone wondering about her reply: she actually had a pretty good sense of humour about it all (also some are saying this is a repost because the message is from 2017, but really it’s just an old screenshot from my phone that I finally got around to posting)
Lmao
Nice
We need to know what happened after that
You people think this doesn’t actually happen? LOL
Did she block you?
r/copypasta
I feel like I just got u/ShittyMorph ‘d
Anime detectives be like
So I needs to know! Did she respond or was she creeped out!?!?
Smart anime characters be like
Lol this is horrifying
Automatic blow job right there.
It’s like staying up the whole night doing a project just to realize that it was optional the whole time.
*phishing
They had us in the first half.
Phishing* not fishing
You had me in the first half
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Did she text back? Probably not… If she wasn’t smart enough to figure out how you knew she was a painter, she probably didn’t get the joke.
0% chance she responded positively
Do people actually find this funny
Happens all the time.
It was a lucky guess
Wow that some NKVD , FBI , CIA shit here
Lmfao
I bet she wasn’t a painter.
How did you know it was me who stole the D?
What a ride
She seemed so creeped out with her ? followed by a !
This guy murders.
Read this in Prozd voice
anybody else smell that? yup, that right there is fresh pasta
KGB wants to know your location
Sarah Connor?
Phishing*
….
Hackerman 100
Yeah you’re single for a reason.
Did she respond?
elementary dear watson