Tinder : I gotta teach math too now?
I gotta teach math too now?
By. khizarce
I gotta teach math too now?
By. khizarce
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Okay hear me out here. You were trying to call her a 10 by saying that the variable U was equal to 10 and implying a « you/U » connection. But your other variable was X. So while you’re calling her a 10, you’re telling her your ex was a 15.
Nice, I never thought of having a skill-testing-question as a basic barrier to entry for tinder…
Sounds like a keeper
The mean is 12.5 🙂
I’ve never used Tinder before but I have read a bunch of these posts on Reddit. Is this the kind of stuff you have to do on Tinder in order to get noticed, or can you just be a normal person and not have to come up with corny assed shit? Or are all of these conversations faked in order to get upvotes?
English might not be her first language?
Edit: some of y’all are just douchebags lol, feels good bullying someone over a shitty pickup line
I think she would have get it if you inversed your statement such as:
« Because U are a 10, X must be 15. »
Still, you might have dodged a bullet if she’s unable to think it up by herself.
WHAT IS THAT MEAN. ME DUMB CAVETHOT. ME USE TINDER FIND HUBBYHUB FOR SNU SNU AND THINGS.
Okay so this girl is most likely Vietnamese (going off her name, what I can tell in her picture, and just not a native from how she talks). As someone who is dating a Vietnamese girl this is my everyday life when I say pickup lines, idioms, expressions, or any English figure of speech. They aren’t accustomed to it. it is a lot of work to constantly explain this stuff. Lol
OR! Just hear me out here, it could just be your delivery/pun
# AMERICA EXPLAIN
She has your attention at least. The good thing is I think you don’t actually need a pickup line with this one
Trying to impress girls with things that would make your guy friends laugh is a fruitless exercise. Impress them with shit they care about
Imagine being on tinder and some weirdo uses a math equation as a pickup line
Her IQ is a 10
If someone used algebra as a pickup line to me I’d unmatch
You need to switch the X to a D and change it to something like this.
“Can you help me with this equation? U + D = 19”
Then say something like
“Well i know for a fact the D is 9 inches which makes sense because U are definitely a 10”
i thought she was actually ten years old
Start her up with an English lesson first.
If I ever ask another person on a date, they’ve gotta be able to beat me at chess.
Ooof. Actually appears X is 20.
“It means that the world will end in 7 days if we don’t have sex!”
I mean….it’s worth a shot…
She’s too young for you dude
« what IS that means? »
Did you ever tell her what is that mean though?
Ex is 15? FBI OPEN UP
Forget math, you also need to teach her, English.
You first should give her an English class.
What kind of pedo shit is this