Tinder : I rate her bio 9/11
I rate her bio 9/11
By. PM_UR_HONKERS
I rate her bio 9/11
By. PM_UR_HONKERS
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Holy fuck she is beautiful
Saw her in my area before
Oh damn she’s extremely pretty. I sat here for like 5 minutes trying to think of something funny to say that works off of the joke here, but I got nothing.
You had better squawk 7500 because I’m about to take control of your heart
Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke. So basically, there have been some situations where planes have been hijacked. The girl is a flight attendant, which is why she’s saying « hijack my heart ».
Why the hell does she need tinder? That’s nuts
I’ve got a bag of nuts I could give her
Call me TSA because i’m trying to pat her down
I can help her join the mile high, 4 inches long club
I would enjoy having intercourse with her on an airplane, her place of employment
You can already tell there are gonna be a bunch of straight guys that are like “ooga booga look at those honkerbonkerahoos!”
Ok, I’ve been lurking here for a while. I never EVER see any women as beautiful as ones posted here in central rural Nebraska. Shocking, I know.
Why can’t any of my flight attendants be that hot?
I’d rate it 7500 and then ident.
OH NO WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING BUILDING
Those are some powerful eyebrows.
Does she want her heart to crash into the Willis Tower?
GET TO THE CHOPPAAAA
Wow.
Osama bin laden swiped her right.
Fake account…
Now, I don’t like to judge a book by its cover, but if she looks like that AND is single, there must be some personality issues
Do I have better chances, since I am Muslim?? Asking for my teacher.
*Plot twist – By heart she means her punanny
Her ex crashed the plane
Your title reminds me of that national tragedy.
I’ve Lojacked some hearts.
Someone hijacked her pants
Hey that looks like the girl missing from SoCal, [Yvette ](https://imgur.com/a/Lk2TNAx) (who I just saw in facebook comments that she was found)
god damn, i’ll highjack whatever you want
69/10 would wife
If she give a hj on the plane is that high jacking?
She’s hot 10/10 would smash