Tinder : I’m not even mad that she beat my pick up line
I’m not even mad that she beat my pick up line
By. preditorzbware
I’m not even mad that she beat my pick up line
By. preditorzbware
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What was yours?
What would have been your answer?
I need me a Sharlene in my life
Seriously what was your pick up line going to be??
OP tell us how it went with her
I literally am in the process of using this pick up line what the fuck
Did you smash?
Marry her OP
What is the difference between you and my alarm clock?
I hate to smash the alarm
But I’d love to hit you.
… glows in the dark vs blows in the park?
Chicken dinner
Though why your status bar screwed up?
We need to know!
Well yes, but actually no.
bro you need to read the replies to your youtube comments
When you tell it to, the clock shuts up
Flexing on the rest of us with that Reddit notification icon.
“My alarm clock doesn’t always get me up in the morning.”
“You would actually get me up.”
“I hate waking up to my alarm clock but I’d enjoy waking up to you.”
No the pick up line is “nothing your both loud and annoying”.
Outlaw country!
*when
We’re all waiting with bated breath.
Is that an invitation?
« fair enough lady, fair enough. »
Derp
epic 😀
op probably gonna make a pun with She ring and Sharlene?
God damn! That’s how you know you’re destined to be together.
My alarm clock doesn’t get me “up” in the morning but you do?
Your mom seems nice
Should’ve said “ alright but when I beat the alarm clock it starts screaming and when I beat you, you start screaming
I would just be happy to get a response.
Marry that girl
and theirs your bride
I always wanna see how hot/not these people are.
When you smash an alarm clock it stops making noise, but if you smash me I get louder and louder?
And then they lived happily ever after.
Her comeback was definitely better
Im courius about that reddit notification
I can turn an alarm clock on.
Are we going to ignore the aspect ratio?!
Took her an hour and a half to Google the answer
shit pick up line
Safe to say Sharlene is smashable!
„Both have a cock in it at the right time“. Not a good line, but at least it would have been a small comeback.