Tinder : It was elementary my dear Reddit
It was elementary my dear Reddit
By. SeoulgiKorea
It was elementary my dear Reddit
By. SeoulgiKorea
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Oh yeah? Well I once found my wallet that I lost under my bed
^(nailed it)
Why the hell does your bio say you don’t have student loans?
Does your profile say something like, Holmes looking for a Moriarty?
even i fell in love with her
Also every one except the last one made him look good, with the vasectomy one letting you know he can FUCK, so obviously the last one is fake, it’s the only negative one and he’s trying to get in your pants by boasting about all his cool shit and calling it a « game »
Well I’m sweating balls now
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE EFFECT THAT 3 VASECTOMIES HAS ON A MAN?!?! SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP!
Actually, the fourth has a number in it too
even after reading « vasectomy », I still thought you were the woman… I am apparently more tired than I thought I was
happy bangings
r/suddenlyold
>I didnt not give you credit for being smart.
Yikes
So you just wanted to brag about being « smart » right?
Good thing that bad driver got a vasectomy, less of those genes around causing traffic.
Id have guessed the same for basically the same reasons lmao
I wanna play five truths and a lie!
Oh my gosh! I matched with that guy. He offered to pay me to pretend to be his girlfriend…
Fuck, OP beat me to the joke
Anyone else picturing Sherloque Wells? xD
ooo here’s a few puzzles for you!
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A man had reported feeling ill for over a month now. Investigation has shown that he lives with his wife in a single household. The wife has been visibly worried, and has said that she has been making tea to help him recover, but nothing has worked. Investigation in the house shows several prescription drugs, but they’re all on schedule. Investigation of outside reveals nothing suspicious. There’s a package of apple crisps that are eaten, some glass shards from a wine glass, and a few pencils with no lead in the trash can. The doctors are stumped, as they can’t find any sign of infection or organ failure. No lacerations are present inside or outside the body. By all means, he should be perfectly healthy. They can’t find any signs of poisoning, nor can they find any signs of drugging.
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The man is suspicious that the woman wants him dead, because she has had an affair on him and when he dies he has in his will a large sum of money dedicated to her. He implores you to determine if she is attempting to poison him.
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You continue to investigate and find that the teapot has graphite chunks in it.
Why was the wife trying to murder the husband?
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A woman was uncovered from a lake. She had been there for days, and was only identified through a nametag she was wearing. She had a husband, who was immediately alerted. An autopsy was preformed, and it was determined to be death via drowning. The detective immediately suspected murder when he saw the husband’s color of hair.
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How did the detective come to this conclusion?
Lol all that impressive shit and his balls are useless by choice.
I want to have babies with them.