Tinder : Must… resist… urge…
Must… resist… urge…
By. odiedodie
Must… resist… urge…
By. odiedodie
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Nah. Dont resist.
You got to play the long game here to make the joke work. Get her to go on a date with you, and eventually have sex. Before sex, tell her you only have one testicle left because of a medical emergency. When she says: go deeper!! When that happen, you can finally make your joke:
I’m already baldeep.
Oh she’s baiting for it
Tell her you only have one testicle and cant wait to get Balldeep in her
Yeah I’m sure she’s never heard a balls deep joke before!
This post will be under appreciated.
EDIT: this post will be slightly appreciated but not to the level that I appreciated it
I had a similar urge when I saw someone named Manmeet haha
Punjabi’s don’t deserve this.
Someone’s got evil parents…
Do it, it’d be a sikh joke.
Do it man!
The problem is your on Bumble and that’s why you can’t!
« If I still have both, am I overqualified? »
true story. one of my boss’ is named baldeep. hes a dude. apparently baldeep is like alex. works for all 97 genders
Just do it you pussy!
how about just a tip then?
Take it and turn it into a skee ball joke. Like “funny thing about your name, cuz thats exactly what ima do to this skee ball game. And be at an arcade.
True story: She once dated Lance Armstrong.
OP, I read your comment and thought nothing of it. Then I clicked the picture and saw her name while remembering what the comment was. Almost pissed my pants laughing.
well she won’t resist…. because of the implication
Resistance is futile.
I worked at a gym for a little while and this guys last Name was Arsedeep, it was too easy.
It’s actually a common name for a Punjabi woman. Not funny anymore, huh?
If for no other reason than she has probably heard it like 100 times before.
Resistance is futile
Just do it man
What kind of non-sexual pickup line could you make with that name? I’m trying to come up with one but I’m struggling with one that doesn’t just take a sexual turn
Fuck. I couldn’t. They need support. Immediate support.
Sadly she isn’t 69 years old…
Your willpower is over 9000!