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By. NamesAllTakenWTF
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She ded
“My record is 3 min, bb. Want sum fuk?”
matching with girls just to tell them how shitty you are in bed, interesting approach lmao
2 pumps and he is done
She’s here for a good chat not a long chat.
probably left her speechless either that or her phone blew up
Probably she wants to see how long you can last..
Half the girls on tinder say that
prefer them quick, more time to plan how to end my life. Need that occasional good time like. esketit
boom, boom, ciao
Ooh self burn, those are rare!
This is so cringey
Oh shit I thought you were implying that you wouldn’t live « a long time » but could provide a good time while it lasted
Is she a fan of Linklater’s Everybody wants some?
Whats the continuation of this
Hey are you looking for good sex?
No
Then you’ve come to the right guy!
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Not gonna lie, I think that’s my friend, and she just left for the IDF so don’t get too hard on yourself.
Gotta be honest, I never quite understood this self-roasting humor. Especially when it comes to sexual performance or dick size.
What’s the endgame here?
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He maybe 3 inches, but you’d be amazed at what he can do at 90mph.
Starts playing won’t be fooled again.
/r/suicidebywords
Well, at least they were both honest
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She ended up replying btw
Mission Failed ! We’ll get em
Next time
r/suicidebywords
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because i’m probably going to end my life soon
*finger guns*
Martyrdom
Oooh self burn. That’s rare
Is this supposed to be funny?
Yeah i wouldn’t either. Why do people use the glasse emoji at all anymore
OMG that girl went to my high school
r/croppingishard
Now we wait!.
You turn to me and say something sexy like, « Is that it? »
I know what you’re trying to say, girl
You’re trying to say, « Aww yeah, that’s it »
And then you tell me you want more
Well, I’m not surprised
But I am quite sleepy
Damn, I can’t believe saying you have a small dick didn’t work
I wanna luv you long time
Cue the small penis and « Wow, 10 seconds? No need to brag » jokes.
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childish gambino fan?
They never do