Tinder : So with this information what should the opener be guys?

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1. So, is you a mommy of 4 or is you the mommy of 3 or was you the mommy of 5?

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2. Fuck I’d be scared to attempt that

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3. « Gimme one night with you and I’ll make you see heaven long enough to visit your kid »

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4. “The fuck is wrong with you?”

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5. 4 kids by age 20? Well, at least you know she puts out.

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6. Is that a Mickey Mouse tattoo in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?

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7. “Looks like you’ve got enough Ta-share-ia… waddya say?”

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8. Gee I wonder why

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9. her kid died on my birthday

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10. Mommy of 3, is that a leash clip or are you using it to hold your shorts up on the curvature of your stomach?

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11. I think I’d swiping left regardless. I’m not *that* curious

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12. « Wanna be a mommy of 4 again? »

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13. Hard pass

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14. How many welfares do you get?

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15. So?

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16. Ask if that belly ring is to pull her away from the buffet line. That’ll definitely be a hit. ( granted that “hit” might be her hitting the unmatch button.)

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17. Needs to cover up and use some of that ta-sharia law

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