Tinder : Tell me you’re a toxic male without telling me you’re a toxic male
Tell me you’re a toxic male without telling me you’re a toxic male
By. Amount_Sudden
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Tinder : Tell me you’re a toxic male without telling me you’re a toxic male
I think it’s meant to be a joke. I think. I hope. Please God.
I kinda think he was joking…
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie!
Tell me you don’t get the joke without telling me you don’t get the joke.
Nope this is 100% a joke. The “you must be athletic and super fit but don’t stink or sweat” gave it away. Also the fact that he said you have to take a drink, sounds like a funny guy actually.
It’s a mockery of other people profile with a list of quality that can be seen as shallow or exaggerated for the common peoples
r/woosh
I think he’s joking but the issue is that you only figure that out if you read the entire thing. Most folks skim the first two lines (if they even decide to read anything).
I would have been like:
You must: have a job, a car, a master’s degree, a black belt in martial arts, a rocket ship, and a sense of humor. Let’s grab a drink!
Same joke but just more straight to the point.
Was 99% certain that it was a girl’s profile.
Damn….im qualified, but I’m a male so….*awkward*
Sounds like a typical histrionic females bio. So?
OP in shambles after being unable to read
I know everyone else has commented this but I’m pretty sure you misinterpreted what that person meant
This feels like a parody description of most women’s dating profiles tbh
When a man does it, he is « toxic », yet women’s profiles are full of this same shit all the time. Fuck you and your double standards and female toxicity. Sincerely – 35, male – who has been experiencing this whole my life. And no, I’m not fat, ugly or otherwise « weird » or pervert or whatever you like to call any man you can get your in your shit slinging sights. Men for you are just objects to throw your negative shit at. Only necessary to pay and provide for you, otherwise sub-humans who don’t matter.
Tell me you can’t read without telling me that you can’t read
This profile is clearly a joke. I think it’s intended to weed out people like OP
It’s satire.
If you add 6 foot tall am sure it exact profile I’ve seen women have loads of times
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
R/whoosh
Tell us you’re from r/femaledatingstrategy without telling us you’re from r/femaledatingstrategy
Tbf, I’ve seen quite a few women with basically the same profile, so you really could replace male with person in the title.
I thought this was a womans account but then i realized it had nothing about hight.
Tell me you don’t get jokes without telling me you don’t get jokes. The irony of this post is absolutely hilarious.
The joke here is he literally parodied most girls profile. I laughed. If you didn’t thats fine. Not yours style humor. But dont have a cow. If you did that’s fine. I’m kinda hungry.
I don’t think you understand it’s meant to be a joke lmao (I hope)
I think you lack one thing called « sense of humour »
it was a joke
I’m pretty sure its satire. A lot of women’s profiles are like this in some way
OP definitely missed the joke
Tell me your sexist in your title without telling me you’re sexist.
(Toxic male? How bout just toxic bc women be doing the same thing. It also seems to be a joke, hence the joke comment after all the stipulations).
Damn this one went way over your head.
Tell me you missed the joke, without telling me you missed the joke.