Tinder : That line worked much better than expected
That line worked much better than expected
By. Bozzo2526
That line worked much better than expected
By. Bozzo2526
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Go on…
Years ago when I was backpacking through Western Europe…
For a second there I thought this guy was telling a story from Call of Duty Missions … LOL
It’s called « tinder » for a reason.
Everybody out here tastin’ that tounge.
Dear lord that punctuation
In west Philadelphia…
I really wish there was a curriculum in all English speaking schools that specifically teaches people to spell tongue.
OP must be following rules 1 and 2 if he got a positive response despite her clearly knowing he spelled « tongues » wrong.
What color is your tounge? Rogue?
I love my crazy story, it all started when my friend asked me if I wanted to go to the llama farm. Little did I know, the adventure and danger I would be put in after accepting this journey.
I like how you worded the story part too. Man’s just like “Aight, if it’s like that, we don’t need the story drawer this deserves something from the *good* story drawer”
What does your bio say?
This is my kind of pickup line.
Man y’all just upvote anything here huh
Now time to light up her bush 😉
Except you can’t [taste your own tongue.](https://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/human-nature/perception/why-cant-taste-tongue.htm)
Glad it worked out for him though.
Even better, Samisk Death Metal rock
This one time, at band camp….
Okay now I’m interested
Woodstock 99?
POV: you’re better than that, king
Dang. You got me. I sit at my computer all day. What makes you think I got interesting stories?
This pickup line though…
my first kiss went a little like this
I’ve got a date tomorrow I might try this is she’s not a catfish
Says the one who isn’t any better
That’s what I call a dick pic
That meth stuff is a quite a drug.
Hey, I’ve done that too. The airfield fire, not the tongue tasting.
Chair force got game…
That’s what I call a dick pic
I like that your immediate response was to go full Jim Carrey. A man of culture
That one was unique, nice one !!
I get the feeling that the other person did have a little laugh before replying, but more of an “Actually Pretty Funny” laugh than a derisive one.
What is a tounge?
Great opener, stealing that… leading to arson….fail
This guy must be following rule number one…
let me stay away from this one