Tinder : Tinder Evolution
Tinder Evolution
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Tinder : Tinder Evolution
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Love that she probably stole this from this very sub
Comment in Russian is pretty hilarious too
It’s interesting because Tinder (and technology in general) is in many ways are own evolutionary adaptation, it’s our own version of the sharks “100 km mating call,” because I now do have access to women from miles and miles away, women I likely never would’ve met without the app
Not that any of them swiped right on me, but still
Yana-na-na. Do-doooo, do-do-do
And as an American I can set mine to 100 miles or 161 km
So suck it rest of the world, i have 60 more km to get rejected
That moment when this girl so thirsty she slept with all the men in the 90KM range so had to add 10 more.
Sharks have remained comparatively unchanged by evolution for more than half a billion years… But correcting people on Tinder is not the best strategy for getting laid.
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OMG I’m pretty sure this is my friend IRL! If it’s her, she’s the best and you should go for it!
sharktits would disagree
Lol Americans get 100 MILES!
[Sad shark noices]
She clearly doesn’t know how long sharks have been around. [They have been around longer than trees.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/respect-sharks-are-older-than-trees-3818/)
The text in Russian says: wish I won’t meet my dad her, god, forgive me
The first bio sentence is way more funny than the evolution thing…
>:(
Sharks don’t vocalize
TIL that sharks have vocal chords that they can use to send out mating calls.
Hey! Who wants to learn any new words in Russian? I can help you) and u can help to study english..
You are not alone
Wow
Tinder’s max distance is 160km tho
Ok this is good and original.
Sharks have been evolving for a lot longer than a million years bud.
Technically we are more evolved than sharks anyway.
But does she have a 10ft penis?
“What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?”
“Revenge”
« I just don’t wanna meet my dad on here sorry God »
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Yeah but who’d travel 100km just for casual sex?
*tries to not laugh*
Who calls their daughter laurel though?
Time to steal this and post on my Tinder too
Hahaha that’s hilarious! #ispeakrussian
That’s my sister’s name….
yawn
She seems nice,again…
« My other name is Great White Shark. So when should I be by to start some sucking on ‘that’. »
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This is the woman??? You have to marry
Her parents must be proud
Hey fuck you buddy
It’s more like 200 million years of evolution
Edit: and its range is like 240 km
This is dumb on so many levels
She is really cute too – so clever and good looking. Definitely worth a super.
Not sure if the joke is original, though.
More like baby *brain* shark, doo doo doo…
on the upside the shark will be impregnated at the first attempt.
Who is this yana and why does she hate sharks so much?
Just wanted to correct: It’s 100miles not km
what the hell is bali-middle of july?
Word is bond, бля….