h2>Dating : This article is so funny.
This article is so funny. In my 40s I don’t realate at all. Call first? Um seriously? This has to be said?!?! No wonder I was beating women off with a stick. Clearly the bar is so damn low all a guy has to do is not be a moron and they will have a nice dating pool. Open doors? You ef’ing kidding me!?!? My mother hade doing that by the time I was 7.
Guys try this:
- Listen to her and be interested.
- Be complimentary while also authentic. I.E. don’t over do it or just make shit up just to make shit up. Try compliments that have nothing to do with looks.
- Be amazed by her but find one thing that annoys you asap so you keep your wits about you.
- Be funny but not a clown. Confidence without arrogance.
- Totally go at her pace and do NOT excellerate the timeline for sex. Women can just sniff out horny desperation.
- Be aloof while also being flexible about the future. Maintain your interest in her and she will forget all about her mental tests and just dive into you without a thought for the future.
- Be attractive
- Don’t be unattractive
You are welcome.
