Dating : ALTERNATIVE ENDING TO BEAUTY AND THE BEAST:

ALTERNATIVE ENDING TO BEAUTY AND THE BEAST:

after the prince fell in love with Belle and won her heart over, the spell that was cast upon him many years before was broken, and the beast prince turned into a black dude right before Belles eyes. She was shocked, caught off guard and In a moment of confusion Belle. said, “sooo, you didn’t mention you were black.” And the former beast who now goes by Andre replied, “I wasn’t a black guy before that evil woman cast a spell on me! this must be another part of her spell. I hope this doesn’t change anything, does it? I’m still the same prince, just less hair.” They share a moment of silence and. the longer Andre waits for Belle’s reply the more desperation he feels. Andre can no longer hide his anxiety and a single drop of sweat trickles down his face. Right before Andre could muster the courage to ask again Belle finally responds, “I love you Andre.” Andre smiles. “but my dad will never approve of this.” Taken aback Andre replies, “bish you fell in love with me when I was a beast, what’s the big deal?” Belle gathers her thoughts and then replies, “I’m gay.” And Andre who has only been black for 2 minutes is flooded with sorrow and guilt, but not for the loss of his lover, for all the black farmers he’s thrown in jail for playing trap music loudly on their own property. Belle says to him, “I’m sorry Andre, I have to go,” and walks away. Andre isn’t saddened though, he’s excited about finding his new calling and dedicating the rest of his life to fighting against mass incarceration to free all the black farmers. Filled with a sense of hope and urgency Andre dashes to confront his father, who is a ruthless king and the lord of all lords. Andre gasping to catch his breath, finally reaches his father’s quarters and bursts inside- before greeting his father he immediately starts explaining everything that’s taken place within the last few minutes; about his transformation, about belle, and his new calling to become a social justice warrior and free all the black farmers from their charges. His father listens intently, he’s taking it all in. And after Andre finishes, he explains why he wants to free the farmers. He says to his father, “So dad, what do you think?” And his father replies, “GUARDS! cease this foolish man. who has the audacity to break into the Kings lair and dress up as a prince.” The guards are puzzled, they know the king had mistaken his own son for a farmer. The guards’ hesitation to comply anger the king, “GUARDS!!! CEASE THIS MAN NOW OR ILL HAVE ALL YOUR HEADS BEFORE THE END OF THIS EPISODE OF FRIENDS.” The guards apprehend Andre. He’s confused and yells “Father, but how can you forsaken your only son.” his father looks Andre in the eye, then the guards, “THROW HIM IN THE DUNGEON WITH REST OF THE FARMERS WHO PLAY THAT TRAP SHIT.” Minutes later the guards lock the prince in his dungeon cell; it’s cold, dark, and filled with black farmers who have. all stopped battle rapping to take in Andres arrival. They look confused — they’ve never seen a black farmer dress up like a royal. One of the farmers starts walking slowly towards Andre and asks, “Did they catch you playing the new Gucci mane album, too?” Andre pauses for a minute, he’s scared, but he’s also so used to being in a position of authority. He replies, “No! I’m the reason why you’re all serving life in this dingy dungeon. And you guys really don’t get room service down here?” They’re all offended, and from the back of the dungeon. one of them yells, “Let’s kill that n***a! He’s. probably a spy.” The tension in the cell is high, Andre is terrified and all the farmers are angrily walking towards him balling their fists, you can smell the rage emanating from their souls. And right before the mob was about to encroach upon Andre one of the elder intervene and yells “stop you fools!” Andre couldn’t see which one. said it, but a small man with a cane splits the mob and emerges from the crowd to stand in front of Andre. They’re face to face now, Andre’s back is pressed against the bars with all his weight as if he can squeeze between them for safety. The elder had Andre’s life in his hands, after a few seconds of taking him all in he turns around to address the mob and starts laughing, “What you n****z get life in a dungeon and forget you have a sense of humor? don’t hurt the poor boy. he was just joking.” And all you hear from the dungeon cell for the next few minutes is whispers, laugher, and chatter like: “that boy sure is funny,” and “oh I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard,” and “man, if I ever make it outta hear I’mma give you the first door of my mixtape for making me laugh so hard.” Andre was relived, his arrogance almost got him killed. He felt safe. Until hrs later when he was laying on the cold dungeon floor getting ready to sleep, one of the farmers lay next to him and whispers to him, “as soon as the old man fall asleep you know I’m a have to kill ya bish ass right?”