h2>Dating : Fishing with Benefits
A 100-WORD MICROFICTION
The old gentleman was asked about his 20-year sobriety after an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
The lady interviewer asked, “To what do you owe your 20 years of sobriety?”
The gentleman answered simply, “Fishing.”
She replied, “Wow, so that’s your secret? You fish to stay sober?”
He replied, “No, I stay sober to fish. My wife told me as long as I stayed sober, I could fish whenever I want, and I should never go fishing without a sex mate.”
“She says fishing can get boring when the fish aren’t biting. She’d rather I spend two or three minutes having sex than starting to drink again.”
“By the way, do you want to go fishing?”
