Dating : The day I saw My ex-Girlfriend Kissing Another Woman

Some years passed by…

And I ended up meeting Nana, the broken heart’s girl, on a social network. This time I was single, she was too, we missed each other… We agreed to go out and have some fun. That night started a relationship that lasted very little time, less than two months. But we became friends with benefits, from time to time, we met only to satisfy our desires.

At the end of that year, Nana’s company had a party, and a mutual friend invited me. I thought it was an excellent opportunity to see her again, so I decided to call to arrange to go with her:

ME — Nana, I miss you! How are you?

NANA — I’m OK, what about you, Ju? Why are you calling me now?

ME — I was invited to your company’s holiday party; I thought of going with you, what do you think?

NANA — It won’t happen, Ju… First, I left the company a month ago. Second… I’m dating!

ME — How about that… Who’s the lucky guy?

NANA — It’s a lucky girl, Ju! I don’t know what you do… But Dana, I… Every ex-girlfriend of you ends up “changing sides”!

I gave up going to that party.

A few months later, it was Dana’s birthday. She invited me, now officially dating that girl. I didn’t get too excited about this; after all, it is never good to see someone you loved in someone else’s arms… But as we still had many mutual friends and I missed them, I decided to go anyway. When I asked Dana who was going to the party, she told me something that surprised me: Nana would be there!

In other words, I was about to go to a party where TWO of my ex-girlfriends would be with their respective girlfriends.

That’s weird…

I arrived at the bar where the birthday happened. I went to look for Dana. I found her in a corner with her girlfriend who, surprisingly… Also called Dana!

(No, she was not dating Nana. It would be even better if she were, you would understand why at the end of this story).

I left the two of them trying to digest that scene. I walked around the bar, greeting my friends, paying attention not to get shocked when I saw Nana with another girl. And I became even more surprised: when I finally saw her, she was in a corner kissing a guy!

For a moment, I thought it was all a joke. She told me she was dating a girl just to provoke me. Feeling a little relieved, I went to greet her:

ME — Nana! How are you?

NANA — Ju! Long time no see! I’m great. What about you? (WE EXCHANGE KISSES) I want to introduce you to someone…

I REACHED OUT MY HAND TO GREET THE GUY.

NANA — This is Shana!

WOW! HE WASN’T A GUY!

What to do in a situation like this? I already extended my hand to greet him like a man… So I decided to take my hand back, which I did, emitting a sound that sounded like “uooooooopa.” And I kissed Shana’s cheek, who wore a shirt, pants, cap and had short hair, like a guy her age.

It was definitely one of the strangest days of my life!