Dating : A 37-Year-Old With A Black Belt Goes Speed Dating

HER: Hi. You’re really cute. What do you do?

HIM: Take a wild guess.

HER: Karate?

HIM: (Air kicks) Absolutely correct.

HER: I do Karate too! I think it’s really awesome that someone shares the same interests as me.

HIM: Yeah, it’s cool, I guess. Whatever. What belt are you?

HER: Oh, I just started, so I’m a yellow belt.

HIM: (Laughs) Okay, grasshopper. Talk to me in five years.