h2>Dating : A Girl Gives the Grinch a Cock Review
Come on Grinchy, give me more.
That’s what I’m going to call you Bob. Grinchy. Because a cock like that could only be fit for a Dr. Suess character. Have you seen the Grinch’s fingers? This sure is the matching cock, if I ever saw one.
Let’s be real for a second. That dick may be thin. It may be pointy. And it may be curved. But I bet you can do mean things with it.
If you were the movie version of the Grinch, you’d be voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch. Who needs a perfect dick when you have a 10-inch accent, anyway?
My favorite thing about your dick?
The length. Now, it’s tough to tell with only one photo. Maybe you’re very skilled with angles. But that thing looks prolonged. As in, you’ve prolonged one orgasm into another. Well done.
You know what else, Grinchy? In true Grinch fashion, I bet this dick is fiery. I bet it would set every one of my neurons ablaze. Simply looking at that smooth surface makes me want to slide you into my mouth. Mmm, burning deliciousness.
Hey Grinchy, you know what I’m missing from this photo? Your balls. You’ve only given me half the package. But I like it. It keeps me wondering.
Are the family jewels also green? Maybe they’re the size of limes. What’s the texture like? Which leads me back to my mouthwatering fantasies above… what would it feel like to lick that hidden scrotum? Perhaps, in true cartoonish fashion, you don’t even have balls.
It’s a mystery.
But back to what you’ve given me.
That pointy tip! Just looking gives me shivers. What amazing things you could accomplish with that tip — up against my clit or pressed to my g-spot. It may not be the classic phallus silhouette, but the Grinch didn’t fit the classic Who silhouette either. And he turned out pretty great.
Now to the curve. You know what reminds me of the shape of your cock? My favorite sex toy. You may have seen it: It’s the curved, double-sided njoy wand. You know what I adore about the curve of the njoy? It rocks. Literally. The way I can rock it hits all my delectable hot spots.
So, I’m left wondering: how would you rock me with that curved cock of yours? Hmm, Grinchy?
Hey, I’m not done quite yet.
There’s one more thing I fancy about your cock, Grinchy. I appreciate how it gets gradually thicker. Truly, an underrated component of a good dick, the tapered shape makes all the difference. I love feeling you spreading me wider with each thrust. Come on Grinchy, give me more.
Not all women would agree, but lucky for you, I’m not attached to phallic shapes. I give your cock a 7/10. And you know what? Who needs “Santa Baby”, when you can have “Grinchy Baby”?
You’ve sure convinced me to go green.
Now, Grinchy, has your heart grown a little bigger? Or perhaps, that precious cock has swelled a size or two…
