Dating : Cilantro is not a controversial opinion

Here we are, back in the online data game, and some unfiltered honesty is needed to spice up the tap and swipe. So pour a scotch and join me as I comment on tonight’s hike through Hinge. Who knows, we might find a few surprises lurking in the wood. Let’s begin.

Cilantro is an herb, not a controversial opinion. Try non-binary politics instead.

Pineapple on pizza is not an issue of right and wrong with deep moral implications.

It is not anyone’s job to single handedly change your mind about dating.

Downloading Hinge was not your biggest mistake. Don’t believe me? Our friend Niki Marinis would be happy to prove otherwise.

Refusing to talk to people because of who they voted for in the last election is immature. Make your teachers proud and learn from others.

Tonight’s Bonus

Like anything social, conversation takes active participation. Not messaging first is fine, never asking a thoughtful question is not.

Until next time…

-Unvarnished