h2>Dating : How a dog and a cat washed the floor
That was when the dog and the cat were still farming together; they had by the forest their little house and there they lived together and wanted to do everything that way, as great people do.
But they didn’t always know it because they have clumsy paws and have no toes on those paws, just such little pillows and claws on them. And so they couldn’t do it everything the way people do, and they didn’t go to school because there is no school for animals, no, it’s not! What do you think? This is for children only!
And so it looked all over them in their apartment. They did something good and not something, so sometimes they also had a bit of a mess there. Thus one day they saw that they had a hard, dirty floor in their house.
“Listen, dog,” says the cat, “we have some kind of dirty laundry. ”-“ It also seems to me that it’s somehow too dirty, ”says the dog,
“Just look at how my paws get dirty on that dirty floor.”
“You have them so dirty,” said the cat, “yeah, that’s a shame! We have to go here wash the floor. After all, people don’t have such a dirty floor. You hear sometimes they wash. “
“Okay,” said the dog, “but how do we do it?”
“The cat said.” “You go for water and I’ll take care of the rest.” The dog went with a pot for water and the cat pulled a piece of soap from her briefcase and she put the soap on the table. Then she went to the chamber for something; she had about there hidden piece of smoked mouse.
Meanwhile, the dog came with water and sees something lying on the table. He unwraps it and it was kind of pink. “Ah, that will be something good, ”the dog says to himself, and as he wanted it, he pushed the whole piece into his mouth and began to bite.
But it tasted bad somehow. Meanwhile, the cat has come and hears that dog somehow weirdly squirting. She looks at him and sees that the dog has his mouth full foam and tears streamed from his eyes. “Propane!” The cat shouted, “what’s the matter, dog, is going on with you? Are you sick ?! After all, foam drips from your mouth!
What’s the matter with you? ”-“ But, ”says the dog,“ I found something on the table and I thought it was some cheese or some candy, so I ate it. But it stings terribly and it makes foam in my mouth.”
“But you’re stupid,” the cat said angrily, “it was soap! And soap it’s for washing, not for eating. “-” Ah, “said the dog,” that’s why it was so stinging. Oh, oh, it stings, it stings! ”“ Drink a lot of water, ”she advised cat, “then it stops biting.” The dog drank all the water. I stopped chopping, but the foam was too much. So you went to wipe your nose for the grass and then had to go for water again because he drank everything and no longer they didn’t. The cat had one crown and went to buy new soap.
“I don’t take this anymore,” the dog said as the cat brought the new soap,
“But how do we do it if we don’t have a brush here!” she thought, “says the cat,” but you’re wearing such rough and thorny ones hair like on a brush, so we can scrub the floor with you. ”
“Okay,” said the dog, and the cat picked up the soap and pot of water and knelt to the ground, she took the dog like a brush and scrubbed the whole floor with the dog. Under- the floor was all wet and not very clean either. “We should still dry to wipe, “says the cat. “So you know what,” said the dog, “I already am quite wet, but you’re dry and you have such nice soft hairs on yourself, it’s like the best towel! Now I’ll take you again and dry you. He took the cat and wiped the entire floor with the cat. Floor was now washed and dry, but the dog and cat were wet and terrible dirty from washing each other’s floor like a dog was a brush and a cat towel.
“Well, we look like that,” they both said as they looked at each other; “Floor now we are clean, but we are dirty now! He can’t- be me, everyone would laugh at us! We have to wash! ”
“We’ll wash our clothes,” the dog said. “You, kitty, will wash me, and when I’m washed, I’ll wash you again. ”“ Good, ”said the cat.
They applied water to their necks and took the mound. The dog climbed into the bathtub and the cat washed it. She rubbed him so hard on the rampart that the dog begged her to he doesn’t push so hard that his legs can become entangled. When he was a dog washed, the cat crawled into something again and the dog washed it and pushed it so hard that she begged him not to rub so hard on the waltz that he would punch a hole in her fur coat. Then they squeezed each other out. “And now we’re drying,” said the cat. They got it clothesline. “First you hang me on a string, and when I’m hanging, you do I’ll go down and hang you again, “the cat told the dog. The dog took the cat and hung it on a clothesline like hanging clothes. They didn’t even need pegs for that, because they could hold their claws on that cord. When the cat was hanging, she came down again from the cord down and hung the dog.
So they both hung there and the sun shone nicely on them. “She is shining on us sunshine, “says the dog,” I’ll dry it soon. “He just said it and it started to rain.
“It’s raining!” Shouted the dog and the cat, “our clothes get wet! We have to take them off! ”
They hurried down from the line and ran home to hide under the roof.
“Is it still raining?” The cat said. “It’s over,” the dog said, and indeed, already the sun was shining again. “Then we’ll hang our laundry again,” the cat said.
So they went and hung on to the line again; first the dog hung the cat, and when she hung up, she went down again and hung the dog. So there both on that line they hung like clothes hanging, and rejoiced that the sun was shining again and that they were nice the laundry dries! And it started to rain again. “It’s raining, our clothes will get wet!” They shouted dog with cat and ran to hide. Then the sun was shining again, so be it they hung it on the cord again, then it rained again, so they ran away, and then it was again so they hung up again and so it went until the evening. “Our laundry is dry,” they said to themselves, “then we’ll put it in the basket.” if they went to the basket, but then they wanted to sleep, they fell asleep there beautifully until morning.
