Dating : Were They Really Even Dating?

And, did they at least enjoy each other’s company?

Him:
Why are you sitting at the bar alone this evening?
What is a great girl like you doing in a place like this?
How are you so lucky to have such beautiful eyes?

Her:
Why do you think you pickup lines will work on me?
How do you have such nerve to ask me these questions?
Would you mind ordering me another drink?

Him:
Would you like to go out with me some time?
What would you like to do?
When should I pick you up?

Her:
What kind of car do you drive, by the way?
Would you like to go to the movies, or watch what’s on TV?
Would you like to take a walk to catch a glimpse of what lies ahead?

Him:
What is an acceptable amount of time for us to get to know each other?
Would you like to go dancing at a club?
Would it bother you if I removed my jacket and shoes to get comfy?

Her:
What attracts you most about me?
What other tests of skill could you perform?
Where did you get such a muscular physique?

Him:
Is being beautiful your profession, or is it only your hobby?
Can you explain to me why women get tattoos under their breasts?
Do you believe that one man could ever possibly keep a woman happy?

Her:
Is flattering women your profession, or it is only your pastime with me?
Why don’t men focus on their own penis enlargements instead of women’s breast enlargements?
Are you aware that, without consent, this could turn into a crime scene?

Him:
Would you like to go to the beach with me?
Why would you let that beautiful body of yours go unappreciated?
Why would you put up with the expectations of other men when I would accept you exactly as you are?

Her:
What part of me would you like to see?
Why shouldn’t I show what I’ve got?
If you had to choose between me being topless or being bottomless, which would you pick?

Him:
Would you like to go to a nice restaurant tonight?
Would you be opposed to letting me worship you?
Are you ready to make my dreams come true?

Her:
Would you be offended if I said I’m not hungry?
Are you really prepared to take on a lover at this time?
Did you give yourself a trim before our date?

Him:
Would you rather be out and about, or could you could spend the day naked and in bed?
Did you ever notice that people with no sex drive have fewer problems?
Do you want to have a sleepless sleepover?

Her:
What article of clothing should I remove to be more comfortable?
What’s this obsession with men trying to avoid using birth control?
Do you want to exchange energies, or simply swap fluids?

Him:
If I disappointed you, is there even a reason for us to go on?

Her:
Haven’t you ever taken a tumble with someone before that you regretted afterwards?