POF : I am so fucking sick of these kind of profiles…
* Likes: Adventure
* I like dogs
* My entire personality is weed
* Looking for a sugar daddy
* Nothing on profile
* 7,652lbs overweight « A Few Extra Pounds »
* All my pictures have fucking filters on them.
* Groups in all my pictures so I can’t tell which one you actually are.
* 1 sentence Profiles.
* « I can’t be bothered to type this, ask me. » – They never respond to messages
* Profile pic that’s basically you just showing your tits off.
* 80% of your pictures are of your horse.
* « Wants something serious. » Empty profile.
* Headline: « Hey »
And this is the overwhelmingly vast majority of profiles I encounter.
By. [deleted]
Amen brother
>7,652lbs overweight « A Few Extra Pounds »
Or worse, they prefer not to say, and every profile pic is a headshot.
>80% of your pictures are of your horse.
Or dog/cat(s).
>Profile pic that’s basically you just showing your tits off
Then the seemingly obligatory « not here for hook-ups »
And I’ll add one more….
Has a child, or children, and somehow feels it necessary to say they are her number one priority. Really?
Agree! I feel your pain-same bs with male profiles (I’m a woman). Some of the usual:
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-Headline: ‘Looking for my partner in crime’
-All photos are selfies taken in living room sitting on couch from a SLIGHTLY different angle. Basically 5 of the same photo.
-the angry/bitter/jaded profile. ‘I’ve been burned before….’, ‘It’s so rude how you women don’t even respond when I’m nice enough to send a message…’
-use of MY WOMAN runs rampant. ‘My woman looks as good in a LBD as she does in jeans and a baseball cap.’
-‘Chivalry is not dead.’
-‘I don’t bite, unless you want me to.’
-Career as an ‘entrepreneur’
-spelling/wrong word use…’I’ve been alone to long.’ ‘I can have fun weather at the beach or snowboarding’. ‘I’m a really humerus guy.’ ‘My friends say I’m fun and spontineus!’ (I’ve seen the word spontaneous completely massacred on dating sites-really seems to trip people up–though spellcheck is RIGHT THERE!)
-Nonsense statements, ‘I can go out or stay in.’
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Sigh…
As an aside, I am proud to say I have never used a pic with a filter on an OLD profile (or on social media at all!) 🙂
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Those profiles are cliched at this point and most of them aren’t really looking for anything long-term (even though they are looking for something serious).
The fun ones are the profiles labeled « Will respond », send a thought out response to the profile or asking questions *crickets*
it could be worse, the only profiles i see on POF these days are:
« . »
« ask me 😉 »
« i am free »
this site is a post apocalyptic e-wasteland inhabited only by the dust-festooned roaming robots left over from a civilisation that existed one thousand years before the bombs fell.
smartphones killed online dating.
yeah i get it not everyone is going to be as serious as someone else on this site or try as hard but if your not even going to try at all why did you bother making a profile?
I hate the ones that are showing their cleavage in every pic and get pissed off when you ask them for a ride.
I know I’m late but my biggest pet peeve is the “extroverted introvert” it’s like damn, everybody hates people but we cant all be extroverted introverts. Or the MB test “DTFL if you’re into that…”