POF : rant: « They call me angel eyes because I have angel eyes »
This is 5 years and it still bugs the shit out of me. Username was something like angeleyez or something that had « angel eyes » somehow in it. The « headline » was « They call me angel eyes because I have angel eyes ». The sheer amount of laziness that it took to make that profile made me want to scream. The only « voice » I could read it in was some severely mentally-delayed woman’s voice.
I really don’t know why this still bugs me. It just stood out as « holy shit people are REALLY, REALLY stupid ». This bothered me way more than the 500 pound chicks who list their hobbies as stuff like « skydiving », « rock climbing » and assorted other shit they’ve never done nor never will do.
By. SuperAlterEgo2996
Really odd thing about me. My back hair resembles a pair of angelic wings. It’s been years since I checked last.
My personal favorite was a woman with a headline « catch me! ». Well, after some conversation we met up for a date. After it was over, she decided I wasn’t really her type. No problem, that’s fine. A few days later I see her profile headline had been changed to « looking for love. » A lot of these women honestly don’t know how to keep any sort of relationship going, or are looking for Mr. Right when Mr. Good Enough was right there.