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POF : She’s bigger than I thought. No wait. That’s not big. She’s a freaking whale!?!

POF : She’s bigger than I thought. No wait. That’s not big. She’s a freaking whale!?!


This always happens to me. I see someone with a pretty face and a nice bust. She looks « average » or « a few extra lbs ». Then I see more pictures of her, and I change my mind. « She’s a hot BBW ». But then I see more pictures. And I learn that she isn’t a BBW. She’s a WHALE.

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This is how I rank women:

Thin

Athletic

Average

A few extra pounds.

BBW

Whale (3x bigger than a BBW)

Super Whale (3x bigger than a Whale)


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  1. I got burned early on by this. Woman had all face pictures. Really cute. Described herself as “curvy”. Heck, I’m ok with “curvy”. I even like curvy. So we met for drinks. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. She was Oompa Loompa ROUND.

    I no longer message women that don’t have full body shots.

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