Tinder : Back for more! Swiping on 50+ year old men on tinder, part 4!
Back for more! Swiping on 50+ year old men on tinder, part 4!
By. salty_llama
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Back for more! Swiping on 50+ year old men on tinder, part 4!
By. salty_llama
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“Morning, is your pussy tight today?”
Absolute gold. Can’t wait to try this one
Reminds me of [Good Evening Kerry](https://youtu.be/3wOyqiThZ40)
Man said “duck it” like that was the most absurd thing he said.
I lost it at “that’s the point Philip”. Amazing
Poor Ahmed got ignored hard
I’m taking a shower
I really love how progressively creepier it gets!
My boy Philip seems to have traces of self awareness!
I’m 53, furiously scribbling these lines down. Can’t wait to try them.
If you’re legit bi, it’d be interesting to see what older women say when they match with you!
some of these people belong in a mental institution
Since you’re bi, would love to see 50+ women.
What the fuck is wrong with people who actually talk like that?
This series is a very ambivalent experience for me. I cannot describe the whirlwind of emotions these walking dumpster fires instil into me.
So you just match with every 50+ person just for the heck of it ? Or do you actually date any ?
I like how the one guy asks if you can take three dildos says « duck it, let’s arrange a date. » Like he’s patting himself on the back for being such a smooth talker that he’s sure you wanna go out.
“Morning Ellie, is your pussy tight?” – this one made me lol
I want you in doggy xx
Why do so many start normal and then just get weird? It’s like their brains break
Bisexuals and vampire’s … we are all cattle to them. Legends!!!
“Bit noncey, but okay” made me fucking howl. Props to you for putting up with this bollocks.
*sees the pic that just shows ‘hi Ellie how are you?’*
Oh come on that’s not that bad
*Clicks on the picture to see the full image and the second message*
Oh…
I wonder why some woman thinks men only wants to have sex
Pretty sure I’d said I’d gold you every time, and I weren’t lying hahaha. I’d buy a fucking book of these.
Why do both sound like 50+ guys??
Oh come on, Ahmed was nice, what did he do!?
Good to know they literally never change. That’s it. I’m dying with cats, not men.
Ah yes extreme horny level 100 for most of these open lines
I hope you never find anyone on Tinder so your content never ends.
« How’s your bum for spots? » you Brits say weird shit.
As a 50+ year old man. I feel the need to apologize for these jerks. We aren’t all that bad , but judging by this being part 4 there are obviously a lot of them.
I liked STEVE the most
Serious question…
Why’s Ahmed on there?
What did he do wrong?
You couldn’t make this shit up, fuxking funny, but also sad.
So, Roger is a Lesbian now. Good work there
You’ve made a mistake. #7, [Ahmed Best](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Best) is only 47 years old.
Great boobs, how big are they?
Never change, Andrew.
first guy kinda sounds like fun actually