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Don’t forget to keep your vegetables cool and fresh
By. nnirmalll
Don’t forget to keep your vegetables cool and fresh
By. nnirmalll
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Pretty huge wiff, but honestly I’m more annoyed by the attempt to answer a joke setup with a serious answer.
*holy music stops*
Dude you want to get laid or get karma on Reddit?
At least she’s not giving one word responses. Bless her heart.
I know a lot of docs that refer to the wards where they keep comatose patients as the farmers market. Gotta keep humor in dreary jobs.
After that « lmaoo » I just knew that she wouldn’t get it.
Hahaha see you in 2 weeks
what’s the hardest part to eat of the vegetable?
the wheelchair. ba-tum tish.
Bet shes got a college degree
She’s a sharp one
I don’t get it…
what do Refrigerators and Hospitals have in common?
When the power goes out, the vegetables rot
Swoooooosh
She’s not the one bruh, move on.
This isn’t going to work out.
it was a good joke tho
Unmatch…
It’s a very old photo, I remember this joke from at least 7-8 years ago, I used it myself in person after seeing it on 9gag I think.
It is clearly seen even here that you are screenshotting a picture…
How did she miss this one? Christ good looks really are the free pass on any kind of personality/intellect. Shoukd have guessed itd fly over her head when she asked to hear a joke and she replied with dehydration. Jeez.
OMFG LMAOO
The pretentiousness of trying to answer seriously… like seriously??
Hey Ifunny called they want their #EdgyDarkItsNotAPhaseMom humour back
She doesn’t deserve you
She « got » the joke but that it sucked (it did), so she’s feigning ignorance so you explain the joke, which will really hammer home how unfunny you are.
It’s a common tactic when people say dumb shit
Who says lmao with two o’s
Well obviously they fucked if that’s over her head he must be filling it
Should probably learn to distinguish between a shitty joke and an offensive joke, cause those are two different things with two different audiences.
That made me laugh a lot man!!!thanks a lotttt!
Not a joke which can help me to get karma at all
« what vegetables? »
dont tell him lmao
Hahahaha thats dark