Tinder : I really need to stop getting high and going on tinder…
I really need to stop getting high and going on tinder…
By. burningpopsicles
I really need to stop getting high and going on tinder…
By. burningpopsicles
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Lol why can’t I find someone down for witty banter?! That’s a huge plus in my book, keep it up!
I would actually suggest doing it *more* so we have solid content like this more often.
The sole fact that you were going home for _Tea_ is the reason why I upvoted.
Yea turns out sending troll face links doesn’t usually gain the favor of chicks on tinder. One day I’ll find a good one tho.
I need more matches like this! Actual humour and content and constructive thoughts.
Rather than hey, hby, wym, and other can’t give a fuck speak.
Clearly your fuccboi torso is part of that gang or you’d be getting some quality replies back
> »Surely he will fuck me to death because he probably does crossfit or some shit »
Lmao OP never stop going on Tinder. This sub needs more original content like yours.
I just cringe at myself the next day after high texts lmao
And the disembodied torso followed, but couldn’t drink tea because it’s just a torso
Wait can you be disembodied if you are the body? It’s the other parts that’s disembodied right?
You should turn this into a full blown story, sell it and make millions.
Don’t ever stop doing it and continue to post it
God I need to match with a woman like op.
so did you guys bang or what
Holy fuck this is hilarious more please
As an author who loves tea, I highly appreciate you!!!
Please dont stop
This legit cracked me up. I’m kinda tempted to make a comic with this plot lmao. Would you mind if I tried?
Really pretty good. At least you haven’t lost your morbid sense of humor. Hahaha!
A lot of people saying keep it up and post more content like this, but I don’t see how this is constructive or see how tinder is being used as it was intended.
Why did OP match with the guy if she was going to just make fun out of him?
This is amazing and I encourage you to do this MORE. lmaooo
your humour is my humour and i’m here for it
Cringe
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What a pussy!! Why are you going along with her bullshit? Lol
You sound nervous af around abs you blew it. Just say you want the D
nice body shaming
I laughed. I dunno, I’d be amused to be on the reviving end of that ridiculous message hahaha.
This was so funny!! Good job!
nicce
Get high more often. This is comedic gold! 10/10
Please don’t, go roll one and get on there again and keep us updated this is funny shit
No, no. The one thing you *do not* need to do is stop getting high and going on Tinder.
What a masterpiece
Probably need to get more high and go on tinder more often. Could screenshot all of these and publish a book
Best story ever
This beats dry ass replies by like 1000%
Using tinder while high is amazing. Found someone on tinder who I matched with on hinge. I messaged him immediately after we matched on tinder and the only thing I could think to say was, “muahahaahahaaa.” Hes my partner now 🙂
No, carry on please.
That’s just amazing
This is the shit I do. If a conversation kind of dies ill ask a weird random question and see if it leads to anything funny.
Recently I borrowed from a podcast and asked someone « how do I roast a chicken in a hotel room »
It actually saved a conversation and I got her number (though was ghosted later). Regardless it was entertaining