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Tinder : I’m Aussie, I’m the cockodile hunter

Tinder : I’m Aussie, I’m the cockodile hunter



I’m Aussie, I’m the cockodile hunter


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  1.  » Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
    Archer: Gee, I don’t know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I’m afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it’s the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs. « 

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