Tinder : Interrupted her chat up line with my own
Interrupted her chat up line with my own
By. Advm97
Interrupted her chat up line with my own
By. Advm97
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she texted first?… who are you?. Clint Eastwood?
Respond with “Wanna C4 inches tho?”
Assert dominance.
Bro I thought that was battleships too
Show yourself op. A girl texted you first with a pickup line no less
How can he be both vending machine and snack…?
I thought you were playing chess. And thought how does she move her porn three squares!
C4 always explodes though
I heard my name, I upvote.
*You’re
How you could have ruined it further
And I thought it was chess
I guess by ruining her pickup line, you bombed the ship and it sailed
Girl texting first with a pick up line? Nahh buddy I believe in god ok?
He has acquired levels of this unknown power not many of us are familiar with.
99 tinder
Fucking people from the UK putting x after every sentence, ffs why
What are you supposed to respond to B5?
Reminds me of that atrocity of a commerical gap has on Hulu « Dad lookin like a SNACK »PL
You could have also said ‘Well I said C4 cause you are dynamite’
« I thought we were playing battleships because I think you’re the bomb »
also we’re using 90s compliments
*you’re
x
That’s why you don’t deserve love
If she thought he was a snack, then by that logic he though she was the Bomb
what kind of a name is Kaydee??
But you don’t eat the vending machine, so how is it a snack?
You’re* (sorry this makes me cringe all the time)
It’s a stupid line anyway. You were right to disrupt it.
I think you might’ve matched with Lindsay Lohan.
So every time she sees a snack she thinks it’s a vending machine? Some dude walking down the road with a snickers bar and she’s like *woah he’s strong!*