Tinder : Learning the meaning of the word “roast”
Learning the meaning of the word “roast”
By. pretty_retarded
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Learning the meaning of the word “roast”
By. pretty_retarded
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Built in 5 Star Safety Rating with those airbags lol
What shoe?
watch out, she’s a psycho!
I think you overcooked her.
Roses are red,
Scale is eleven,
Without those tits
You’dd be a seven.
She did say degrade her better than her ex, sounds wholesome on a psychotic level
I MATCHED WITH HER! GOING IN WITH THE SAME LINE
Edit one: responses have become coming gentlemen. Time is 8:44 eastern
Edit two: I think we struck gold and I will make a whole separate post. She was a great sport to our fun so everyone be nice in the follow up!
Edit three: so she was being a great sport and laughing about it but once she saw the thread she unmatched me. I had told her I’d delete my comments but she just unmatched so I’m guessing I’m just going to leave everything as is. I think my comment about OP’s line being accurate probably didn’t help her liking me much but oh well. She freaked out about being viral and I said I’d show her the thread but she would have to give me some funny reactions and comments. She gave some fucking funny lines. Unfortunately when she unmatched I lost it all because I didn’t think to screenshot beforehand.
In conclusion, this has been one of the funniest encounters of my life. OP and I were both on a trip to somewhere far from home but through DMs we realized we live very close to one another and WILL be getting a taco together. So all unmatches DO NOT mean no dates — I got the best bro date a man could ever ask for.
Edit four: also a weird amount of guys messaged me asking me to unblock her face as part of some fetish. Wtf guys, no, definitely not happening.
also isn’t this like a perfect setup how you can show her your 2″ that will hurt much more?
Girl looks like she has some big insecurtitties
Those are at least G’s
Source: when I was breastfeeding I was a G and looked similar, but fatter, uglier and veinier.
It took him exactly 1 hour 1 minute to write that poem. Hope it worked.
Bud those are definitely Double G cups or higher. My guess is 36GG
Ok I’m genuinely curious what’s the point of roasting people on tinder? I know she asked for it but is it like a tinder thing?
You could’ve just used violets are blue
u/PeterExplainsTheJoke
r/roastme
BOOM ROASTED
Find more double D’s on sexbroker guaranteeD
Nips like a dinner plates
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Ok but I really wanna know about the shoe
Never… Ever, ask for the roast
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Those Double D’s
Get more attention than you
Definitely a Psycho. But gottdamn !!!
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