Tinder : Multiple oofs
Multiple oofs
By. mike2060
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Don’t worry everyone. I think she means she has unprotected sex when she’s drunk, and not that she kidnaps kids when she’s drunk.
Is it pregnancy or more like a traffic cone where you wake up and they’re just there?
I’m surrounded by multiple oofs
On the bright side, she is self aware.
I approve
Have a wank and unmatch, no good will come of this.
Lol
Haha
Haha
Haha
Lol
Lol
She has a sense of humor, that’s good
Nani?!
ABORT! ABORT!
Could be worse
Wtf
Haha, LOL…….
[Male has left the chat]
I’ve made some dumb purchases when I was drunk. Never bought kids though. I’m impressed.
More red flags than golf
Honestly I couldn’t get past how cringey the blue texts are
There is nobody on this planet that could manage this chick
I commend the honesty tbh.
F
Jazz music stops
She seems like she is able to laugh at poor decision making. I love it. Give her my number if you’re not interested.
[“I’vE nEvEr DatEd a GiRl WiTh OnE bEfOrE”](https://i.imgur.com/3b24AaA.jpg)
Milfs are fun, tbh
The real cringe is how goddamn thirsty you are.
Thank you, next
Aaaaand he left.
Oof
Run
She means she accidentally adopted twins.
So much for that tongue ring I guess
Not a keeper, but definitely a once-r
Sweet so she puts out!
Step 1. Get her to go out with you
Step 2. Get her drunk
Step 3. Put on condom
Step 4. Sex
Step 5. Ghost her
Queue AOL sound: « GOODBYE » (door shuts sound)
get her drunk, take her kids and run
wow ok then
Oof
End conversation
I knew she had kids at sentence 2
And I oop
Time to pull the ripcord my dude.
OOF
lol bYeeeee
Sex trophy’s
Hmmmm time to give her some more.
This is like a PSA. Might never drink again