Tinder : Took an L today boys. Had to reinstall Tinder and update my resume.
Took an L today boys. Had to reinstall Tinder and update my resume.
By. chimichangaluva331
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Tinder : Took an L today boys. Had to reinstall Tinder and update my resume.
Well you came to the right place
Do i got the girl for you. Recently single with most of my belongings. Only she won’t tell you she’s not over her ex, she’ll just treat you like him, dress you like him, and not shut up about him ever. Then kick you out and steal your stuff.
I don’t know if this is sad, true or funny
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Dont you want to have kids, get married, then divorce and loose all your stuff and kids? Maybe a dog she takes away and later set up for adoption because her new guy doesnt like it? Thats where I am aiming for!
r/suspiciouslyspecific
I had the same thing happen a few months ago brother you are not alone!
No I have a better one for you. Hit it off super well, decide you both like each other but you’re in two separate states so you wait until you’re physically together to be a couple, spend four months getting closer and making a bunch of plans for when you’re together, get together and have the best week ever, then she’ll say less than a week later that she’s not as interested in you as she was before and break it off before you can do anything you two had planned as a couple, you can’t do any of that stuff as friends because that would just be weird, thus all that effort was basically for nothing.
…I’m not bitter or anything…
Yeah, but can we start off as friends? Dating 2019
I mean. It’s a little passive aggressive. But at least you’re honest and clear in what you’re looking for. I’d consider swiping right.
Yeah that’ll get tons of ladies
Nah man, she took an L!
The emoji really conveys the « dead inside » very well.
This is exactly what happened to me this summer. Back to swiping and in another three years it’ll happen again!
I feel personally attacked
Very recent one – just a month ago, he pulled the « I thought I wanted to be in a relationship, turns out I don’t » after 2.5 years together…. Downloaded tinder again, haven’t logged in yet.
I didn’t get into a relationship and we didn’t bang but I accidentally sorta pursued this girl, made a move on her, had a date with her, and then pulled the « I’m not over my ex » card.
In my defence, I met this girl on a night where my ex cancelled a hookup last minute and I was already at the club, so I didn’t have much time to heal.
Are you me?
r/yesyesyesyesno
Relatable. Exact thing happened before I met my fiance. Dont understand people.
I’m interested…
r/odlyspecific
MOOD
Literally got the speech from her last night.
Well at least you have passed the conversation to meeting… I’ve had tinder for 6 months and haven’t had a conversation pass 3 sentences, except that one time the girl was talking about her dog which ended when I told her my dog has passed away ;(
Lmao same thing happened to me my guy. Literally after an amazing date she texted me first to tell me she had a great time and then when I asked when we should do something again she told me she wasn’t over her ex. Rollercoaster of emotions for sure
« You could not live with your own failures. So where did that bring you? Back to me »
– Tinder to me every 5 months.
Definitely a bit passive aggressive and bitter, but I totally get it. I’ve had that happen to me at least a couple times on Tinder. Just move on, you’ll eventually get another decent match, or at least I’m rooting for ya lmao
Lose the smiley at the end and it’s a pretty solid funny bio! Smiley just makes it seem like you’re bitter about something. Which you are. But it won’t do you no good towards future ladies.
it’s reverse for me minus the falling in love/relationship part
Got a solid 3/4 right now.
I feel your pain sir.
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*Been there, done that*
I mean ic s gorl tells you that it means you where to « nice »
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I find it funny the same hoes who complain about men only wanting hookups are the same to pull shit like this
Got dumped yesterday bcs she was rushing it too much and told me that she saw no romantic future with me… 2 weeks of dating. Too bad she was nice
That last part just happened to me, seems like most of the girls on tinder around the world still think on their exes
That’s rough buddy, there is always something better out there though
Ah the ole tinder reality. You guys are getting relationships on this thing?
Im not over my ex, i just wants us to be friends
Lmao she can’t get over her ex so you update your bio on it letting another girl know that the exact same thing will happen to her. Niiiiccceee
This exact same thing is happening to me except I’m the girl
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Haha this is so good. I’m stealing this.