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What swiping is like in California
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What swiping is like in California
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“I just showed a picture of you to my cat, and he immediately threw up on the rug, so I guess he thinks your negative energy has no place in our life.”
« I’m not superstitious, but I am a little-stitious »
This is the dating equivalent of “My dog ate my homework”.
What’s the redacted part say?
Did her psychic advisor predict that she would be mocked on Reddit for being a moron?
oh jesus christ, im sorry but those types of people are just ridiculous
you totally dodged a bullet!! imagine living with her!!
Ask for the psychic’s number and say she sounds like more fun anyway.
r/dodgedabullet
That psychic advisor is a dude. … 100%
im in california too… you get matches?
For a time is coming when people will no longer listen to sound and wholesome teaching. They will follow their own desires and will look for teachers who will tell them whatever their itching ears want to hear. They will reject the truth and chase after myths.
You dodged a huge bullet.
As your spiritual advisor I just want you to know that you are better off without her. Like she obviously is a Scorpio and a fucken idiot and you don’t need that negative energy in your life rn.
Hmm… that sounds more like the northern California of my youth. In today’s California, you would be judged by career prospects and financials.
Humanity can’t even decide how they want to live their life and outsource the decisios to gurus lmao
California’s dating is a shitshow. The amount of entitled girls here is absofuckinglutely insane. Unpopular opinion(?)
You should’ve immediately sent her a picture of a toilet bowl covered in shit. Then asked her if her psychic saw that coming.
She’s such an Asparagus. Mercury is in retrograde and the moon’s in a waning gibbous phase.
And you DIDN’T see this coming? That’s on you, man. That’s on you.
You dodged a bullet
Hahaha wow California continues to suck.
I had similar experiences in my life (yes, plural), and always was like « thank you for helping me dodge a bullet »
Wow dodged a bullet there. In fact this is a great way to break up with someone as they will feel more relieved then angry.
She can’t be serious. No man would say this call me sexist idc. These caprisuns man
Bahahahha that’s a new one
« I am considering a relationship with you… PSYCH(ic)! »
He or she was mocking the « sparked your journey » question.
I bet she says religion is stupid.
What if she’s the one pulling a joke on him?
Her “spiritual leader” is probably a cult lesbian
Mental illness
Paying devil’s advocate to combat some of the incel energy (not OP’s) in this thread.
You have to reject nearly everyone, does it really matter on what grounds?
It’s not like a job or an apartment, there’s are no laws.
From what is visible in her profile pic (skin) she probably gets a lot of attention. I wouldn’t be surprised if her response is copy pasta. She could just be having fun with it or using « crazy » to slam the door.
Maybe she tried to let him down lightly by saying she was busy with her business and rather than getting the message he asked her about her business. So she comes up with this and spares his feelings by having the psychic reject him and makes herself look nuts to keep from bruising his ego. Pretty smooth slight of hand if so.
My wife walks around with headphones in even while not listening to anything so she can pretend she doesn’t hear men hitting on her because even polite rejection often ends in verbal abuse or threats.
She doesn’t have a psychic advisor. It’s a lie/excuse to make you feel better about yourself and turn you down at the same time.
Spoiler: the spiritual advisor is a dude and wanted to fuck her himself
Worst part is this is just a no score game for everyone. No matter what you did, it would be a reason to say ‘yeah this is why I was told it wouldn’t work’. Even if you could salvage that, it would never work in the end because she would never believe it could work after that point.
The fact that she decided to go to someone who it would not affect in any way shape or form who’s sole purpose is to make money off of her shows that they will always say « i don’t think so » over « take a leap of faith »
Send a d*ckpic to be sure lol
These are the type of people that ridicule religions and god…
« what sparked your journey » CRINGE.
Jesus, people try waaaaay too hard.
Dodged a bullet the size of your head my man
Load of malarkey. But at least she was polite about it.
It’s ok. I saw woman do that and we can’t force it. If he hates you, we can move on. Woman sometimes are unpredictable.
I’m so happy for you! (not /s)