Dating : He Had Sex with His Dog

You might have a lot of questions. I know I did, though I kept my mouth shut as he told me the story. But the most obvious question, I think, is how a person even begins a conversation that ends in, “I tried to have sex with my dog.”

As it happens, we were having a conservation about libido. He mentioned having a high sex drive and I said that’s fine. A high libido has never bothered me in a man. What actually matters is the attitude he carries along with it. And as it turns out? This dude’s attitude was not great.

He went on to tell me a story that I will never be able to forget, and it will likely forever haunt me in some way as I get to know a prospective partner.

A self-described “horn dog,” this guy told me that it’s something of a curse all the men in his family must endure. “My dad says it goes with being very well-endowed,” he told me. “We’re so horny we can’t control ourselves.” I didn’t like where this conversation was going, but I listened anyway. I was curious where it would end up. After all, it seriously sounded like he was telling me that his dick was too big for him to control it.

“My dad told me to never tell anyone this,” he began cryptically. “But he walked in on me once. We used to have this family dog…”

I was instantly sick to my stomach as this man I was just beginning to date, a dude who’d already been “vetted” through a few friends described the night his father caught him trying to fuck the family’s old dog.