Dating : It’s Black Friday For My Undies

Black Friday is everywhere, even on dating applications. Here are the best profile descriptions and pickup lines to be used on this very special day!

1. They start dropping today

2. Nobody picked them up on Single Day

3. Look inside for more great deals!

4. Limited stocks available

5. Only today, free shipping

6. Match online, pickup in bed

7. Less wishing, more granting

9. DTF starts now!

10. Members get more

11. With prices starting from ONS

12. ONS. Improved.

13. Up to 50% on ONS and more

14. For any ONS you choose, you get a second one for free

15. We’re open early and late

16. Pick it up your way

17. First come, First serve

18. Let’s make it a Black Week together

19. Time for cyber-sex week

20. It’s Black Friday for my undies, they’re always open online

21. Deals for days

22. All offers on this profile

23. (Un)Plug — time for major R&R

24. Be quick! Next week is Red Wednesday

25. All undies off, the best for you and your guests

26. It’s Black Friday for my undies, there’s a line in front of them